Went to an archery shop one time to get some stuff for target shooting. Had my wife with me. Picked up what I needed, went up to the counter to pay for it. The clerk at the counter was busy listening to some long haired freak talking about hunting buffalo with a bow. The dude finished his story and rang up the stuff I bought. We went out to the car and my wife, now ex, was just steaming mad that the clerk would rather listen to the story the hippie guy was telling then wait on a paying customer.
That is when I broke the news to her that the hairy freak was Ted Nuggent. I had met him the summer before when I was head of security at the State Game Lodge in Custer State Park. This was the visit he went on the buffalo hunt that he was talking about in the store.
Ted is cool shit