[Communists] God Damn Communism!

Steinbach Credit Union has just enjoyed a tremendous year, so we're very proud to announce that there will be a 2010 SCU Bonus! We're Manitoba's largest credit union...and we're giving back Manitoba's largest bonus. How Big?

We're sharing just over $4.1 million with our members!

The SCU Bonus is based on an additional 7% on interest already earned on Regular Savings, RRSPs and RIFs; and a rebate of 10% on interest already paid on Variable Mortgages. But the best news is, you qualify for a bonus of XXXXXXX based on your Variable Mortgage.

This was the general message of a letter I got in the mail yesterday.

Fucking hippies

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cash this cheque.
 
I've got nothing, you win.

If your financial institution implemented such a profit sharing policy for it's members, what would your bonus have been?
 
0 because i have all of my dollars in the stock market where the real profit sharing is being made

well not really the last part but yeah 0 dollars because i am poor and have no mortgage :(
 
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