[CNN Breaking]

[PriO]

more to come

 

[JoMo]

I SEE BIN LADEN!

 

[bane]

what?

 

[mandarb]

I miss crab threads. Where did crab go?

 

[JoMo]

crab died in a freak accident. He was snorting coke off a hookers ass, and fell through the glass table they were on, piece of glass went right through his heart. He had no chance.

 

[CERVICAL-KREMS]

 

[SirBatesAlot]

what am I looking at

 

[mandarb]

crab died in a freak accident. He was snorting coke off a hookers ass, and fell through the glass table they were on, piece of glass went right through his heart. He had no chance.

Don't say that man, crab would never snort coke off a hookers ass and die without telling the story first man.

Fucking crab, I miss you man.

 

[SirBatesAlot]

He posted a picture of a horse a few days ago

 

[Noumenon]

crab died in a freak accident. He was snorting coke off a hookers ass, and fell through the glass table they were on, piece of glass went right through his heart. He had no chance.

I think it would be a lot cooler if he was at the dinner table with his family and he suddenly got sick and vomited up a giant ball of worms and then he started convulsing and his body just disintegrated into a giant writhing worm pile.

 

[bane]

He posted a picture of a horse a few days ago

this made me laugh

I think it would be a lot cooler if he was at the dinner table with his family and he suddenly got sick and vomited up a giant ball of worms and then he started convulsing and his body just disintegrated into a giant writhing worm pile.

this did not, now I don't feel so good

 

[SlushieZ]

I found waldo

 

[SirBatesAlot]

I'm not joking, he seriously posted a picture of a horse. It was in a thread asking where crab had gon

 

[JoMo]

Don't say that man, crab would never snort coke off a hookers ass and die without telling the story first man.

Fucking crab, I miss you man.

His last post told the story, you just didn't get the symbolism.

 

[bane]

interesting, maybe he's inside of a horse?

 

[Noumenon]

I found waldo

It was more like a pony. A pony that NGFM would affix a unicorn horn onto and ride off into the sunset on.

 

[PriO]