Clear your schedule for the next 90minutes:TURKISH STARWARS

[mmelmo:(]

AKA The Man Who Saves the World

Presented By: The darker corners of the internet in association with GoogleVideo and old fucking news networks

this film contains but is not limited to
- a sweeping and strangely familiar soundtrack
- an epic love story between a blonde woman and im pretty sure the guy from CHIPS
- lots and lots of karate battles
- extra bonus karate battles
- what is probably just bordering on far too many karate battles
- martial arts moves so powerful that they cause explosions in nearby movies
- one really great explosion soundeffect repeated continuously
- zombies
- ninjas
- zombie ninjaz
- roman soldiers that are probably some rare strain of time traveling zombie
- a robot choking a little boy past the point where i thought it was the funniest thing ever and creeping into actual concern for the child
- training montage involving slapping rocks and jumping with large boulders tied to their legs
- karate battle finale

last and least interestingly but must notably

- inexplicable starwars clips

AND NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION


Highly recommended original cut

Some how far more confusing subtitled version

 

[MC Hamster]

if this is what I think it is, it's massively OFN

 

[LGBR]

the bullet points alone have me in tears hahahaha

 

[SkivviS]

i like the turkish wizard of oz

 

[Dreadlord Fluffy Bunny]

needs more turkish massage owl

 

[GraphiX]

well then

 

[Psychosis]

Turkish Star Trek (eng. subtitles)

 

[Snoobper]

those crazy turks!

 

[Elvis Hitler]

lol