CHOPSTICKS!

[Perfect Prime]

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history
and cultual





that is all.

 

[Stilgar]

And?

 

[Loco-Raider]

Give this kid some infractions.

 

[Perfect Prime]

Yeah, why not...I figured getting flamed was better than being bored.

 

[washington_irving]

i laughed...

 

[Loco-Raider]

i laughed...

faggot

 

[kesh]

I just had a test in OS involving the dining philosophers.

fuck your chopsticks

 

[washington_irving]

faggot

fuck you.

 

[frozen-rain]

Fucking worst

 

[fibulator]

what

 

[Loco-Raider]

fuck you.

You are stoned right now, aren't ya Mr. W?

 

[Apeman]

I ate Chinese today. It was tasty.

 

[Yaason]

mmmm chinese food. however tastey that sounds, im going to an irish pub now and have some bangers and mash and some beers

 

[tim]

I ate Chinese today. It was tasty.

Did you try it With Chopsticks?

 

[Apeman]

no, I was lazy today.

But SHIT. The fuckin' waitress was on the phone almost the whole time I was there. When we sat down, instead of asking us what kind of drinks we wanted, she made a drinking motion with her hand.

Later on, she got off the phone and got in a huge fight with her boss...yelling in Chinese and shit. Everyone in the restaurant was pissed. We actually had a conversation about it. (There were like 10 people in the place.)

 

[Perfect Prime]

 

[GreyGhost]

fork yourself

 

[Perfect Prime]

 

[gumb0 juan]

STOP.....OHH THE HORROR

 

[sheeptaur]

I used to save these in my wallet from my local chinese place.

Then they switched a few years back to a gramatically correct version.


BOOOOOOO