Chinese Hospitals introduce Automatic Sperm Extractor (blow job machine)

[Daredevil]

Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help') | Mail Online


for three grand, someone is bound to buy it here on TW (fraggle?)

 

[HaPpY]

make it accept quarters and put these in front of every 7-11 and you'll make billions!

 

[slogg]

have it accept quarters and put these in front of every 7-11 and you'll make billions!

talk about a red box

Welcome to Instant Rimshot

 

[AnubiS]

im going to china. rawr

 

[KnightMare]

stop linking to the dailymail, they're awful. Thank you

 

[HaPpY]

in other news i cut a hole in my mattress today. first trial resulted in a bloody dick so theres still work to be done.... wonder when the wife finds out

 

[Swamp Kitten]

i'm going to buy one and advertise on craigslist for robot blowjobs

 

[TW_Dagger]

I'd buy one, but I want to know how to clean it first.

 

[burtrennalds]

holy monkey

 

[SirBatesAlot]

why not just clone paris hilton

 

[mmelmo:(]

finally

 

[SecretSquirrel]

No reason for her to leave the kitchen now.

 

[Kerosene31]

Why does China need sperm donors? Don't they kill off every other kid already?

 

[MC Hamster]

i'm going to buy one and advertise on craigslist for robot blowjobs

Make sure you buy a "western" sized one.. otherwise people are gonna have problems.



tee hee.

 

[cancer]

Why does China need sperm donors? Don't they kill off every other kid already?

manufacture another yao ming

 

[triple]

step one: purchase a fleshlight

step two: stepper motor

 

[Waks]

why not just clone paris hilton

Zing!

 

[ArakAtak]

I'm sure China has enough spare hands around to make this sort of automation redundant. China is all about manual labour.

Or are they all too busy making iphones?

edit: I think one of those would be pretty handy to have around. If only it could dispense toasted sandwiches and cups of tea.

 

[bam]

So where did they steal it from?

 

[ICMeltdown]

I find this a bit odd considering their birth restriction.