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Hugh Dallas, head of referee development for the Scottish Football Association has been sacked because he passed on, by eMail, a joke about the pope. His dismissal was called for by a spokesman for the Roman Catholic Church in Scotland. This nasty little weasel is called Peter Kearney, Director of the Scottish Catholic Media Office. His details, in case you feel like sending him a message, are as follows:

Peter Kearney, Director, Scottish Catholic Media Office, St George's Buildings, 5 St Vincent Place, Glasgow G1 2DH
eMail: mail@scmo.org

Similarly, the Chief Executive of the Scottish Football Association, responsible for this craven giving-in to Catholic censorship is Stewart Regan. The address of this coward is Scottish Football Association, Hampden Park, Glasgow G42 9AY
eMail info@scottishfa.co.uk

It would seem, from the YouTube video posted here, that the joke concerned is the one that heads this page, warning children of the approach of the pope. The caption was censored, but it isn't difficult to find the original. It is at http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/caution-pope.jpg

My suggestion is that we should do our best to make this joke go viral, beginning by sending hundreds of copies of it to these two addresses:
mail@scmo.org
info@scottishfa.co.uk

But there are probably funnier jokes along the same lines, and I would encourage you to send as many as you can find.

Richard (Dawkins)

this is a job for tribalwar. ho ho ho!
 
To Peter Kearney and to the Catholic Church;

Your call to sack Hugh Dallas, head of referee development for the Scottish Football Association, was completely unwarranted. Stick to screwing little boys along your fellow followers of a non-European, anti-White semitic religion. I would think that the pederast priest training facility, also called the Catholic Church, would have bigger problems than a few harmless jokes about said perverted organization.

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Have a nice day.
 
I only remember the punchlines

"The pope cried 'It said celebrate'"

"The rabbi said 'So, it was better than pork, no?'"
 
The legal age of consent in the Vatican City is 14. For a while it was 12, but was raised to 14 when Italy raised theirs.
 
A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Suzy declares, "I want to be a prostitute."

"What did you say?!" asks the nun, totally shocked.

"I said I want to be a prostitute," Suzy repeats.

"Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said 'a Protestant!'"
 
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