Cadaver Love

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Buddha

Veteran X
i dont know how true this is, but its still funny even if its not.

this my friend knows was at a party, and she gave some guy head. a couple days after the party she started to get a rash-like thing on her face, around her mouth. she went to the hospital to try to find out what it was, and it turns out it was from a mite, like a little bug. the only thing was the mite was only found on people, so of course due to the strange situation the hospital had the police come. it turns out the guy she gave head to worked at a morgue and he was having with the cadavers, and thats how he got the mites.

what the , i sure hope thats not true, haha
 
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my english doesnt suck, the computer im on does. for some reason it cut out words or something, i went back to edit it and there was just spaces :shrug:
 
Buddha said:
my english doesnt suck, the computer im on does. for some reason it cut out words or something, i went back to edit it and there was just spaces :shrug:
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This post I'm quoting here is lacking capitalization and proper punctuation. But it does have a rather nice run-on sentence.
 
Code Blue
by TSOL

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead

'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead

Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red

'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead

And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!

Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares

'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
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:sex:
 
my mom's uncles fourth cousin twice-removed called my twin sister from their mother-in-law's accountant's bordello saying this was fake.
 
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