Breakfast Food

wat u gonna eat faggot


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I'm goin real simple w waffles w maple syrup n bacon w some scrambled eggs fuck yeah
 
dunkin donut

(donuts not on the list b/c ur a sneak attack jap who hates america and celebrates the death of lordstown ohio chevy plant)
 
bagel w/ schmear

bagels not on the list b/c ur an antisemite jap axis collaborator w/ the hitler nazis
 
oatmeal not on the list b/c ur an ageist who hates wilford brimley and loves diabeetus

grits not on the list b/c ur a racist who hates black ppl

biscuits and gravy not on the list b/c ur a racist who hates the confederacy

burrito not on the list b/c ur a racist who hates mexicans
 
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listen I just made this thread bc I'm bored at work if u wanna make a better 1 w more options b my fukn guest ok
 
fuk u this is my mom's basement ur my guest

p.s. stop w/ the kamikaze sneak attacks on lordstown gm plant and stop collaborating w/ the germans
 
i'll take some dense buttery pancakes over a shitty ass waffle any day

but tbh who actually eats any of that shit for breakfast. bagel in the winter, cereal in the summer (granola or muesli and whole milk only). sometimes an energy bar.
 
corned beef hash not on the list b/c ur a racist who hates irish

mcdonald's items (HASH BROWNS PATTIES) not on the list b/c ur a racist who hates scotsmen

croissant not on the list b/c ur a racist who hates canadians

dolphin not on the list b/c ur a racist who hates dirty sneak attack japs
 
Piece of fruit. The idea of a big breakfast is a joke.

6oz of mean green juice, or a smoothie (made before). or
Banana topped with almond butter, chia seeds, some cereal on top. or
Granola cereal with almond milk, 2 dates. or
Take an orange, apple, banana to work.
 
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