President-Elect: Look, while the Memorex MVBD2510 could bring high-definition Blu-Ray DVDs to American homes across America, the fact is that it lacks Profile 2.0, and the fanciest possible audio decoding. If my administration is about change, what does it say to the American people of America if we keep peddling the same tired Blu-Ray players that the outgoing administration failed to sell?
Chief of Staff: We could just BLEEP destroy the BLEEP players with sledgehammers. No, no, hatchets. Yeah, BLEEP hatchets. BLEEP, I love the feel of a good BLEEP hatchet.
Transition Team Chair: Or we could point out that Profile 2.0’s “features” are essentially useless frippery. And that most home theater owners will use a receiver to do their audio decoding anyway, but if not, the Memorex MVBD2510 still offers Dolby TrueHD, Dolby Digital Plus, and DTS-HD High Resolution decoding.
