Biologist stopped at airport with severed seal's head in luggage

wow

heading to denver eh, probably some wacked out hippy professor at CU Boulder
 
pardon me, "is that a seal head in your plastic bag? oh look at that. its a big. i would guess at least 3 pounds. lemme try it on, shall i ! oh, it fits. what gorgous speciman. at least 10 months old... i like fucking them the other way around right thru the wind pipe. hah, that suck the air right out of him..."

kekekekek ok im done
 
He may be stupid for attempting to transport the head but I don't think it's all that unusual. My dad is a biology teacher and for many years he had assorted animals and various animal parts in our freezer at home and at school. Hell, he's retired now and he has the head of a 80 pound catfish and a few birds in our freezer right now.

Kind of strange for guests but normal for us :shrug:
 
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