[ANIMAL ATTACKS] Would you survive?

[Redz15]

don't forget your harem of super model girlfriends.

all of what i said was true but i do not have a girl im seeing.
i suck w/ girls.

 

[Wowbagger]

A raccoon could probably take me out.

 

[perro]

House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 100% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
Large Dog: 100% Chance
Wolf: 100% Chance
Small Shark: 100% Chance
Large Shark: 90% Chance
Predetory Cat: 93% Chance
Elephant 97% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 82% Chance
Bear: 90% Chance
Alligator: 100% Chance
Gorilla: 75% Chance
Human: 100% Chance

 

[cael]

Would You Survive?
House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 90% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 71% Chance
Large Dog: 63% Chance
Wolf: 52% Chance
Small Shark: 71% Chance
Large Shark: 52% Chance
Predetory Cat: 41% Chance
Elephant 34% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 34% Chance
Bear: 26% Chance
Alligator: 19% Chance
Gorilla: 19% Chance
Human: 37% Chance

 

[Scurvy With Fries]

i would think a large dog could potentially be more dangerous than a wolf

 

[Vlasic]

i would think a large dog could potentially be more dangerous than a wolf

 

[Jagonath]

They can't spell my fucking name

I got 30% chance for human, which to be honest sounds about right.

 

[Vlasic]

I got 100% chance for human, probably because I'm a really good shot.

 

[Code4]

I got 100% chance for human, probably because I'm a really good shot.

fuck you vlasic

 

[Scurvy With Fries]

most mastiffs are bigger than most wolves

by like 50 pounds

 

[Vlasic]

the biggest mastiff can have like 70 pounds on the biggest wolf

You think weight means a damn thing?

You're comparing a wild animal to a domesticated one.

 

[Scurvy With Fries]

a domesticated one descended from these:
Pugnaces Britanniae - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Redz15]

and wolves are still wild and kill shit to survive instead of waiting for the purina handout

 

[Vlasic]

a domesticated one descended from these:
Pugnaces Britanniae - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The killer instinct has been bred out of the breed.

 

[Scurvy With Fries]

yeah in packs

this says nothing about multiple wolves

wolves are generally pretty small

 

[Code4]

scurvy you failed admit it and move on

 

[Vlasic]

and wolves are still wild and kill shit to survive instead of waiting for the purina handout

This, too.

German shepherds are usually used to train pit bulls how to fight, and regularly get shredded to bits. But this shouldn't be possible because the typical shepherd has like 30 lbs on a pit, in scurvy's world.

 

[Leonidas Tzu]

How well can you dead?

 

[SirBatesAlot]

i would think a large dog could potentially be more dangerous than a wolf

are you fucking nuts

 

[Jagonath]

Jesus mstrike, you must be wild animal bait or something. It gave me:

House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 100% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
Large Dog: 100% Chance
Wolf: 100% Chance
Small Shark: 100% Chance
Large Shark: 82% Chance
Predetory Cat: 100% Chance
Elephant 97% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 97% Chance
Bear: 90% Chance
Alligator: 78% Chance
Gorilla: 82% Chance
Human: 100% Chance

(how the hell did it give me 100% against another human?)

This system's broken. I'm not casting doubt on you or anything but I find it hard to believe that anyone on the planet would have a 97% chance of surviving against a fucking lion.