A girl comes up to you and asks...

[GreenDookie]

She's identifying herself with material possessions, so you should tell her to go find the ones that have shallow and insecure printed on them.

rofl

 

[kazan]

YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KHAKIS.

 

[Gangrel]

why do you know so many asians

 

[JodoFett]

We got a lot of them here in WA.

 

[Orcus]

We got a lot of them here in WA.

Yes we do.

 

[Gangrel]

any time an asian pisses my godfather off

he says "i killed the wrong damn motherfuckers in vietnam!!!!"

(and he means it)

 

[SarcaStick]

"Which of these sheets describes me as a person?" ( She is holding two different bed sheet sets obviously)

Do you choose randomly or contemplate the decision?

tell her in order for you to answer that, you'd need to sleep with her on both sheets first

 

[Tribalbob]

"The king size, cause you're fat."