Surrealism
Veteran X
Gotta have this one in here..
What did the five fingers say to the face?
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SLAP!
What did the five fingers say to the face?
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SLAP!
OT: Very Sick Jokes(WARNING)
- Thread starter Sircle
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KoDt
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Hope these werent already posted i read about 10 pages and didnt see em:
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There are 3 guys stranded in a boat out in the ocean. one Russian, one Cuban, and one American.
The Russian guy opens a bottle of vodka, takes one drink and throws it out.
The American is suprised and says "Why did you throw that out, that was perfectly good vodka?"
The Russian replies "In russia we have so much vodka it doesnt matter"
Then the Cuban lights up a cigar and takes a few puffs then throws it out
Again the american is suprised and says "why did you throw that out, that was a perfeclty good cigar!"
The Cuban replies "We have so many in cuba, i dont really care"
Then the Russian asks the American. "Dont you americans have so much of anything that you can just throw it out?"
The American thinks for alittle bit.........................then he picks up the Cuban and throws him out of the boat.
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There are 3 guys whose care broke down in the desert. One white guy, one indian, and one mexican. They have to walk a long way to the nearest town. They each can take one thing with them from the car.
The white guy takes a canteen so that he can drink water when he gets thirsty.
The Indian takes an umbrella to shade himself from the sun.
The white guy and indian start walking untill they hear a loud noise, they turn around to see the mexican ripping the car door off.
They ask him "Why are you taking the car door?"
The Mexican says "So when it gets hot, I can roll down the window"
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There are 3 guys stranded in a boat out in the ocean. one Russian, one Cuban, and one American.
The Russian guy opens a bottle of vodka, takes one drink and throws it out.
The American is suprised and says "Why did you throw that out, that was perfectly good vodka?"
The Russian replies "In russia we have so much vodka it doesnt matter"
Then the Cuban lights up a cigar and takes a few puffs then throws it out
Again the american is suprised and says "why did you throw that out, that was a perfeclty good cigar!"
The Cuban replies "We have so many in cuba, i dont really care"
Then the Russian asks the American. "Dont you americans have so much of anything that you can just throw it out?"
The American thinks for alittle bit.........................then he picks up the Cuban and throws him out of the boat.
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There are 3 guys whose care broke down in the desert. One white guy, one indian, and one mexican. They have to walk a long way to the nearest town. They each can take one thing with them from the car.
The white guy takes a canteen so that he can drink water when he gets thirsty.
The Indian takes an umbrella to shade himself from the sun.
The white guy and indian start walking untill they hear a loud noise, they turn around to see the mexican ripping the car door off.
They ask him "Why are you taking the car door?"
The Mexican says "So when it gets hot, I can roll down the window"
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Insane_Poodle
Veteran X
Gundamflare said:
what
