Saturday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Hand full of grease and my hair feels right
But what I need to make me tight are those

Girls, girls, girls
Long legs and burgundy lips
Girls, girls, girls
Dancin' down on the sunset strip
Girls, girls, girls
Red lips, fingertips

Trick or treat-sweet to eat
On halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee girls ya just can't be beat
But they're the best when they're off their feet

Girls, girls, girls
At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Girls, girls, girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, girls, girls
Raising hell at the 7th Veil

Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune
Ya know she did me
Well then she broke my heart

I'm such a good, good boy
I just need a new toy
I tell ya what, girl
Dance for me, I'll keep ya overemployed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a menage a trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

Girls, girls, girls
Body Shop, Marble Arch
Girls, girls, girls
Tropicana's where I lost my heart

:drummer:

Not going to ask but 1st

fuck 2nd

Edit: OH NOW I GET IT!!


(:¬Þ)

:drummer: :jujidance

Originally posted by [POT]ForSale
Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed :Þ

BTW, it's "DOPE will get you through..."

Google on "Gilbert Shelton" or "The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers".

(I used to crawl around on his original artwork as a baby.)

i know i just didnt want to be a total ripoff

Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

i'm scragged to the bone, from the stress, the hysteria, the near-shock i was in from pulling a brush out of a dead woman's ass.

We need another thread like that.

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...

Originally posted by Oktane
:drummer:

make with the porn you fuck

yo maniacal you forgot a :

ok

Originally posted by TeckMan
make with the porn you fuck

Banned

Considering who started this thread there is a serious lack of porn in it!

edit: woah! NM, maniacal fixed that problem!

:o