[Mega] MAGA Super Trump Mega Thread

Gandalf said:
As a boomer myself, I'm being told by the government that I need to stay employed well past the time I want to retire. They keep moving the goal posts. I have more than adequate funds to retire today, but I suffer pretty hefty tax penalties if I do.

It's the greatest generation that was relying on SS and pensions for retirement, most baby boomers pretty much have their investment portfolios on top of everything else.

I do agree on the debt we're passing along to our kids, but the politicians are the ones too afraid to address it. To cut funding in any single area of the budget means you hate kids/retirees/poor/middle class/military/veterans/single moms/elderly (pick one).

Until we get rid of career politicians, nothing will change, until China strolls in and buys everything.
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'da gubmint made me do it!'
 
KittyCat said:



Thanks for funding this educational doc soros!! Learned so much about Trump Boomers and how they can get Chinese to make them succeed!
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Has there ever been a video clip with more empty and meaningless platitudes than this one? I really don’t miss hearing Obama talk.


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cael said:


:lol: at all the reeeeing in the comments
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that was so cringe. obviously trying to cover up his flights on the Lolita Express.

one of my favorite comments so far:

“My little sister died 2 years ago and her funeral was funnier than this”
 
KittyCat said:



Thanks for funding this educational doc soros!! Learned so much about Trump Boomers and how they can get Chinese to make them succeed!
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This is where a guy i went to school with works. He's very jazzed about this movie

Most boomers are pretty much retired or dead, they generally arent working factory jobs. Boomers are like probably your grandparents or great grandparents, not your parents
 
JuggerNaught said:
This is where a guy i went to school with works. He's very jazzed about this movie

Most boomers are pretty much retired or dead, they generally arent working factory jobs. Boomers are like probably your grandparents or great grandparents, not your parents
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Boomers birth years are post-war to the early sixties, so while yes, some of them are dying off, plenty are still alive and kicking (and not even retired yet)
 
A lot of of that factory was old unskilled boomers that unionized and were overpaid and got laid off by GM(maga! American company)

Chinese billionaire came in reopened plant using robots. Basically shows how dumb some boomers can be. :sunny:
 
KittyCat said:
A lot of of that factory was old unskilled boomers that unionized and were overpaid and got laid off by GM(maga! American company)

Chinese billionaire came in reopened plant using robots. Basically shows how dumb some boomers can be. :sunny:
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If i remember correctly that was the old GM Moraine plant. Thats kind of around my area where i grew up. Yeah, GM workers back in the day were lazy slobs. I can remember back in the late 70's, 80's, listening to my gramps and dad's friends talking about their cush jobs making $25/hr, which was fairly decent for back then, and these guys literally sat in an office, reading a paper or sleeping, then once an hour would get into a golf cart drive to the other side of the plant to read a gauge, then come back

But they couldn't figure out why those jobs went away
 
plenty of jobs for them driving ubers or working in an amazon warehouse

don't like it? you can always blame immigrants
 
cael said:


:lol: at all the reeeeing in the comments
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we were driven to the private airstrip and took off for Los Angeles. 0n
the plane was an unexpected visitor. Matt Groening the producer of the
?The Simpson?s? TV show was catching a ride with us. I was so excited,
as I loved watching his show and acted like a star struck fan, asking him
everything from his initial idea for creating the show to where he got his
characters from. He told me it was all based on his own family make up,

but without the crazy father and son scenes of Homers hand around Bart?s
throat.

I was enjoying our conversation, when Jeffrey insisted that I give Matt
a foot massage throughout the duration of the short ?ight. I never turned
down a client but when I saw the shape ofhis feet, I nearly threw up at
the thought of having to touch them. He had yellow crusty toenails that
even someone with a chainsaw would?ve had troubles cutting through
and then there was the ?uffy balls of leftover pieces of sock wedged
between the crevices of his sweaty toes, now that was the real icing on
the cake for me, no way could I attempt this I thought. Then I had an
idea. I went to the back of the plane and rinsed a wash cloth in warm
soapy water and returned for his dreaded foot massage but not before
attempting to clean them first.

In return for my services Matt was kind enough to draw me two quick
sketches on blank paper from his briefcase of my two favorite characters,
Homer and Bart. I asked if he wouid make them out to my little brother
and dad, the true fans of the family not missing an episode during dinner
over the past ten years or so. Next to the A-4 size drawing he was able to
fit in the quote ?To my greatest fan from Matt Groening? and their names
next to it. I knew they?d absolutely love it, and it was such a nice gesture
his feet were no longer an issue as I laughed it off and even made a joke
to the comedian about getting a pedicure before hitting beaches.

The fight was only short and we arrived in busy L.A within the hour,
saying Good-Bye to Matt, who was a pleasure to meet. Jeffrey had a
meeting at a production studio for one ofthe girls he was keeping lured in
his grasps, so we were off yet again for more business. We were staying
with one of his old girlfriends, Jeffrey?s code for ?She got to old for my
taste, but was still nice enough to keep around?. She was a tall blonde
with blue eyes, a stereotypical Barbie doll. In her younger years she had
been a successful model and now lived on the beaches of Santa Monica
with a sweeping view of the oceans landscape as her backyard.
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KittyCat said:
I dont watch boomer tv channels at all

I havent seen family Guy in 10 years idk anyone with cable that isnt. boomer
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lmao this fag is all cnn all day then says he's not watching boomer tv

holy shit, why don't u go all the way and say u only watched "the price is right" b4 drew carey made it cool?
 
i mean after he made it cool

goddamnit, if i remember this i will fix the logic ~next week~ lemme tell u this is a bigly burner insult brewing rite hear
 
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