Would you go to Mars?

Scientists: We're planning to send people to Mars.

Morons: Sure thing, sounds like good clean fun, sign me up.

Also scientists: You need to put a bit of cloth on your face for the safety of others.

Morons: Fuck that shit, you scientists don't know dick.
 
When you can’t differentiate between a choice and a mandate.

Back on topic, no way in hell I’d go. Mars looks miserable if you managed to get there.
 
Hell no I wouldn't go. When you shit in space, it goes in a bag, then you have to put on a glove and compact it. Plus you're drinking piss from everyone else that's been recycled.

On the crew dragon, the bathroom is just above the 4 passengers. There's a curtain for privacy, but they're basically going in front of the other passengers.

On Crew Dragon, they may not need to take a shit for a day, so they could make it to the ISS. But on the 2 day flight for the 4 paying passengers, they will have to use that toilet multiple times. Just imagine if something goes wrong with that toilet.

Flying on a jet and going up 30k+ feet is enough for me.
 
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When you can’t differentiate between a choice and a mandate.

Back on topic, no way in hell I’d go. Mars looks miserable if you managed to get there.
It ain't the kind of place to raise your kids; in fact it's cold as hell.
And there's no one there to raise them, if you did

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Hell no I wouldn't go. When you shit in space, it goes in a bag, then you have to put on a glove and compact it. Plus you're drinking piss from everyone else that's been recycled.

On the crew dragon, the bathroom is just above the 4 passengers. There's a curtain for privacy, but they're basically going in front of the other passengers.

On Crew Dragon, they may not need to take a shit for a day, so they could make it to the ISS. But on the 2 day flight for the 4 paying passengers, they will have to use that toilet multiple times.

Flying on a jet and going up 30k+ feet is enough for me.

Plus where the fuck are you gonna go rollerskating?
 
It would be fine because you could keep your current job (remote working) but the zoom calls would be a problem coordinating the timezones.
 
Mars is a planet wide desert. There is no water. What little air that is there is not breathable. There is no food.

Why would I ever want to go to such a place?

Sounds like Texas.
 
It would be a million times easier to go to Antarctica.... and I wouldn't want to even make that trip.

I'm not sure why that comparison would occur to you

Death Valley or the middle of dead shit Australia would be more apt

neither are places u would visit either, I know
 
americans all gonna end up @ jupiter b/c they're so stupider

(this joke brought 2u by jeffriesdubai)
 
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