Justice League: The Snyder Cut

snyder fans will love it
everyone else will be "meh. too long, but an okay movie"
everyone will agree - it is "better" than the Joss Whedon version, simply because it will be more consistent.
 
4 hours of garbage is really something tho

dude needs to learn to be more concise, this isn't Game of Thrones or Harry Potter
 
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i'll check it out if the reviews are good but unlikely.

dc movies have been absolutely shit thus far
 
Highfive said:
i'll check it out if the reviews are good but unlikely.

dc movies have been absolutely shit thus far
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Not all.

The first Wonder Woman movie was good.

The Dark Knight with Ledger's Joker was classic.

The original Christopher Reeve Superman movies I and II were good.

But yeah, there has been a lot of shit from DC too. No need to list it. Everyone knows.
 
in about 2 or 3 years some random person will release a 2.5hr 'fan edit' on the net.
it will have the colours of whedon, the content of zack, and the pacing of an actual movie.
it will be regarded as superior to both of the previous versions and everyone will ask "why the fuck did the pros no know how to do this?"
 
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Apparently HBO Max accidentally leaked the Snyder Cut last night.
When people clicked on the Tom & Jerry movie, it instead played Justice League.

Any leads on a link?
not sure if anyone was able to copy it before it was taken down.
 
Lozza Mate said:
Apparently HBO Max accidentally leaked the Snyder Cut last night.
When people clicked on the Tom & Jerry movie, it instead played Justice League.

Any leads on a link?
not sure if anyone was able to copy it before it was taken down.
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A parent's nightmare.

Imagine your child innocently tuning in for Tom and Jerry. And then watching Zach Snyder's Justice League accidentally pre-empt it.

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:lol:
 
We had to stop at McDonalds on the way home from a big day out last weekend.
They were playing Kingsman: The Secret Service on the big screen next to the kids playground ....

I Karen'd to the manager b/c wtf and was told that they can't control what is on the screen as it comes from a central McDonalds secret tv control room somewhere - wtf? this was network fta TV

GG assholes
 
The first reviews are in:
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) - Rotten Tomatoes

Seems like it's everything everyone expected:
Better than original release due to consistency and added depth.
The bloated runtime is offset by the fact that it features backstories to the characters introduced (something needed because DC fell over itself trying to 'catch up' to MCU avengers, rather than taking their time with solo movies).

Snyder fans will cum uncontrollably,
The rest will say "that was pretty good".
 
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