Nerd Virgins Rejoice I'm leaving!

naptown said:
where is the list of tehvul's accolades
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As always this is a work in progress, what with the shifting skeins of his self-narrative (what Giddens calls the 'Reflexive Project of the Self')

any 'claims' not backed up directly with a link are just pending me getting around to substantiating/correcting his claiming the claims that he claimed

the first few are links to the same post because he (rather helpfully, actually) corrected them himself

things tevhul has done/been:

fully-blooded member of MS13
local rap superstar that sold 10,000+ of his first album
master plumber
firefighter for 2 years
inter-state drug transporter
high-level drug dealer
master strategist
on the run from the mafia
on the run from (but outsmarting) the hells angels
hardcore jailbird that doesnt give a shit about 10 days in county
stabbed multiple times
'works with the feds' :lol::rofl:
'sane'
'sober'/'clean'
master linguist
certified solicitor (door to door salesman)
in contact with aliens/travels to other planets
master of multiple martial art disciplines
qualified welder
home-owner in 4 states (concurrent)
loving/providing father
music producer extraordinaire (phd professor told him he was the best she'd ever taught)
fluent in multiple languages
DID NOT PLAY DOCTOR WITH HIS SISTERS. SRSLY.
expert carpenter
professional equipment installation/mounting technician

current version (additions)

majick practitioner since the age of 15
registered with BMI
gay now
straight now
PROMO MANAGER FOR A MULTI-PLATINUM ARTIST (lie)

His version:


tehvul2 said:
Just because you fucks are content with your lives as they are does not mean that I am. Yes my life is awesome, but that is because I have the experience of the past to rely on.

lets get this straight

things tevhul has done/been:

fully-blooded member of Darkside Spanish Gangster Two Six
Sold 10,000+ of my first album
master plumber
firefighter for 2 years
strategist, student of war
on the run from the mafia
on the run (but outsmarting) the hells angels
hardcore jailbird that doesnt give a shit about 10 days in county
stabbed multiple times
'federal worker'
'sane'
'sober'/'clean'
master linguist
certified solicitor (door to door salesman)
master of my own martial art discipline
home-owner in 4 states (concurrent)
loving/providing father
music producer (phd professor told him he was the best she'd ever taught)
fluent in 4 languages
carpenter
equipment installation/mounting technician
witch
mentally awake
world aware
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Sometimes he gets sad, and when he gets sad he gets honest:



tehvul2 said:
Sup Tribalwar. Happy Holidays. I am drunk and bored and thought I would subject myself to TW's special kind of love.
Here is what has been going on in my life.
On July 6th my wife and best friend of 11 years Linda left me for some guy who worked at subway next door to her salon. She said she was "tired of the way I cleaned and she was tired of me being sick." I am Bipolar 1 among other things.
I take meds every day.
Any way. She kicked me out and I had nowhere to go but my grandfathers place. I saw the S.S.I. judge and I was granted S.S.I. I am now awaiting my my letter to get my and the kids benefits.
I can't work because of my illness and she knows it but yet 2day I got a letter saying she filed for child support.
I haven't seen my kids for 6 months. My son Tehvul is 6 and my daughter Amber Els'beth is now 8.
I miss them dearly and want nothing more than to see them.
I have no one else to talk to and thank you for allowing me to vent.


Life's a bitch, and her name is Linda.
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Out rymed by RR:lol: wasn't even trying and burned him. :lol:

Wanna rabble? I often babble and dabble in pistol play. 5 points Bill the butcher. And took they damn blocks away! I cold stone dreamery about pushin powder into a creamery. He thought of beating me but instead ran home to get his wig. Green sausage got Tehvul kneeled over squealing like a pig! :lol: I lamp on cid and take bids That's cuz I made it big. Every second week the Feds pay me vig.

^ that is hotter than anything you have or ever will spit.
 
It's pretty funny that RR (someone as equally sad and pathetic) likes to make fun of tehvul.

Hard call in a ban poll for me lemme tellya.
 
tehvul2 said:
That's right. This is Tehvul the God's last post. 2013 is when I put my plan into motion, and I do not need any more of TW's 3rd grade negativity in my life.

This place used to be cool. A place where news was posted before CNN even had the story. This place used to be a great place to hear, and learn about new tech things. That was then, but now TW just a cess pool of ignorance that consists primarily of Reddit reposts. Also the admin, Ryan or however he spell's his name, has no problem allowing the really bad mouth breathers getting hard working peeps fired is just pathetic.

TW has no problem allowing confirmed pedophiles to be a part of the community, and unlike TW I am not cool being at a place that harbors sexual predators.

If you would like to be part of the movement, that I am, then you know how to reach me. Otherwise get fucked. No one asked/forced me to leave this trashcan called TW. This is my choice and mine alone.

I feel sorry for your mother's. Tehvul the God saying "Later's Bitches".

Tehvul Music, Lyrics, Songs, and Videos

EDIT: And NO. I won't be back. :finger:
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bumping hoping a better goodbye post turns up
 
remember that one time it was discovered that the person tehvul was calling 'baby' for several months was actaully a 60 yr old grandpa

gfg
 
boomerman and his nickleback cover band r way cooler than u twink boy rabbi

some1 post a pic of him when he wore that makeup and looked like a tranny plz
 
The only thing I believe about tehvul from the above list is that he's been stabbed multiple times.

I can picture that.

And often do.
 
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