For the betas

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So this girl asked me to go to the movies with her tomorrow night.

Totally alpha.

When she asked what I wanted to see, I said, "You pick."

Back to square Beta.

:(
 
Then I put on my aviators and said the only movies I watch star me and an HB10 in the sack.

She won't stop calling me.
 
correct alpha answer:



you.

naked.

bouncing on my cock.



course, most of us would never pull that off.

I hadn't realized this until I was talking to a friend about it recently, but the last 4-5 girls I've been out on dates with I've fucked on the first date

and they were actually good girls. Well, except for one. she was a slut.

My buddy asked me how I did it and I had to think, and then I realize I mostly just tell these girls that we're going to fuck

and somehow it magically happens

I actually busted out laughing one morning because the girl turned to me and said "I can't believe you fucking called that one."

true story

baller^10

I aim to do the same thing this coming weekend. I'm seeing a girl Friday night and I've already told her what we're doing Saturday morning

ballin
 
if that were true, you wouldn't end your posts with the word ballin. ...and more importantly, you wouldn't have any need to post about it.
 
it's true, I end my posts with the word ballin, and I have no need to post it but post it anyway

I just blew your mind

ballin
 
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