I am in love with a girl on the internet

Precise said:
sorry guys.
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Hey, where you live...I'm a chick, I can come out and meet you...i'm real hot, i'll send pix to prove it. I just need $400 for a plane ticket..paypal only plz
 
IvoryKebab said:
Hey, where you live...I'm a chick, I can come out and meet you...i'm real hot, i'll send pix to prove it. I just need $400 for a plane ticket..paypal only plz
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I've been through enough man, please.
 
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loop said:
[lumburgher]Yeah, uh... Cadet, I'm going to have to go ahead and um... ask you to, you know, die. Have you seen the memo? I'll just go ahead and get you a copy then, okay? Good.[/end lumburgher]
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As much of a TW dimwit as he is, Mr. Robinson here has my full support. I mean, just read his SC poem...

Epicness in its own right, should have it's own thread.
 
Precise said:
I've been through enough man, please.
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nono, what you went through is fucking MINOR in comparison to what coulda happened.

it could have been a guy waiting to ass rape you and use your vomit for lube.

that would have been going through enough. getting stood up? feh.
 
Did you at least get pics of the interenet cafe you spent all your money to go visit? That must be one awesome internet cafe.
 
you didn't give her any money, did you?

if you didn't, then think of the money as being spent for you to go on a short, unhappy vacation
 
xpdnc said:
you didn't give her any money, did you?

if you didn't, then think of the money as being spent for you to go on a short, unhappy vacation
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hahahaha

this thread is quality.... so Precise, since you didn't get the :cat: , you probably feel like shit. Just whack it to some porn, or join an AOL chatroom and get some internet sex, drink a fifth of Jack, smoke a blunt or two and then pass out. Hey, who knows? Maybe you'll never wake up.

Oh yea, an interesting side-note to the internet love thing... a buddy of mine met a girl on the plyrics.com forums from Rhode Island--him living in Jacksonville, FL. she flew down in late october to "see a concert" here in Orlando, and he drove down to pick her up.... he stayed at my place with her, and ugh..... :scared:

looked a lot like a man...thing...ish...woman? anyway, the whole experience was traumatizing for me, but apparently she's moving down this coming weekend to live with him in Jacksonville.... what the hell is wrong with people these days?
 
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