Here we go. I'd love to spin you up again Tele until you just go full-on 'paste random irrelevant shit from the internet' mode, but it's clear that you're a few marbles short of a full bag, and I can think of better ways to spend my last few days off. So I'll take a giant pass on our upcoming interaction. Really though, get some help--and try not to kill anyone and then yourself.
And honestly, when the next guys pulls up to order their burger, can you try not to be such an idiot and screw up the order. I'm telling you it'll be a straight shot to management from there. I know that bitch Ariel got promoted before you, even though she's still in middle-school--but it's totally because of that (((reason))) don't be too hard on yourself.