Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #81 My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns. I should put a little more backbone into them..
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #82 My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #84 What did the buffalo say when his son went to college? Bison..
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #86 My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #87 What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis.
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #89 I lost my mood ring and i don’t know how to feel about it..
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #90 My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends..
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #92 A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #93 Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #94 I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #95 I had a joke about murder that would’ve really killed but I’m sure you’re all sick to death of those
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #96 The foal was up all night screaming. The next day, he was a little *horse*.
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #97 I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me the wrong way.
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #99 When making Italian food, the PASTAbilities are endless! ...sorry, that was bad. I CANNOLI try so hard...
When making Italian food, the PASTAbilities are endless! ...sorry, that was bad. I CANNOLI try so hard...
Plasmatic Contributor Veteran XX Nov 10, 2017 #100 Last night, I had a dream about a female nocturnal horse. It was a night mare.
