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I made a pretty tough decision today and had to put my cat to sleep. She's had so many health problems that it seemed to be the more humane thing to do. First, she had been diagnosed with FIV (feline immunodeficiency virus) about 2 years ago. Then she had been diagnosed with diabetes about a...

sevenkittens, Ustream.TV: 7 kittens born on Thursday June 7, 2012 About Us (and also answers to some of the most frequently asked questions): ** we have... kitty stream! you know you want one.

Just had an earthquake in California! We're all gonna die!

what are your favorite panties on a girl? i'm quite partial to the thong and boy shorts what say you teedub?

now in morning. 7cPIT_T3mYU not sure how many of you faggots care.

lets start the late night orgy

hey pals. I know you all are gluttons for these delicious treats. This is just a friendly reminder that it's the season to go rape your local girl scouts and get your cookies. here's how to find your local crack cookie dealers: Girl Scout Cookies - Find Cookies Now!

Sperm bank turns down redheads - Telegraph

How many of you fuckwads have had the privilege of trying these delicious treats? They're an aussie cream filled cookie. They are best when you use them to perform a tim tam slam BHzMfZ1FaqA Best when done with coffee or hot cocoa though. edit: no, i'm not aussie. but these are still...

She wouldn't want to taste my meat :(

http://deardrunkme.com Dear DrunkMe, I would appreciate it if you would stop bringing home ugly, fat chicks. My girlfriend is tired of finding them all over the place.

Did I miss sausagefest this year are you being an emo faggot and not having it this year?

Don't forget to get your free slurpee! :sunny:

OvN9YwiveXc WHAT THE FUCK IS YANKIN

If you believe the rapture will occur today, I ask you to donate your money to me since you will no longer need it in the afterlife.

So my blackberry bold is starting to fail me after 2 and a half years. I'm looking into these phones and went to go play with them today. I don't know a shit ton about them though and I'm sure many of you are in the know about what's especially good about them. So far, I don't really like...

Question for everyone here. When you take a shit before you shower, do you wipe? Or do you just let the warm, soapy water clean out your turd cutter?

Malibru does not believe me that a beemer is a motorcycle and a bimmer is a car. Please feel free to call her a dumb fucking whore for not knowing the diff. Really, there is no point to this thread other than to call her a dumb fucking whore. So carry on.

bbB2hiqn3sA I don't know what to think of this. thoughts?