[Mega] MAGA Super Trump Mega Thread

[Mitchdubai]

This is obviously photoshopped.

have you ever watched his speeches when outside? His hair dresser must be some kind of engineer. You know he has a massive combover but his hair barely flinches.

The fat ass function in Photoshop has been heavily over-used too.

 

[JuggerNaught]

Nobody is talking to you, Turd Towing Tard

 

[Mitchdubai]

Nobody is talking to you, Turd Towing Tard

Juggletits is having a hissy fit because I called his Tangerine hero a fatass. How sweet.

 

[Pagy]

minimising tax paid is a legal and sensible thing that wealthy people do and should be applauded

tax evasion is illegal and u get fined and go to jail

one of these things is not like the other

^^^ i dont see why people act like they pay more tax than they have to?

 

[Skipperlipicus]

 

[StapleMammal1]

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1310575447848214528

 

[SeVeReD]

i believe in stereo types

you know

surround
quadrophonic
2 way

Finally I can correct your wrong think
stereo is in no way quadraphonic
stereo only uses two speakers

 

[SeVeReD]

I ...
I did learn yesterday that the word "Squaw" is a very derogatory word which pretty much means "cunt" (originated by Frenchies) so I will stop calling Chief Tour Da Franzia a squaw.

Wait, How did I miss this. This just means I'll use this word more with a better appreciation for its use as derogatory slang. Thanks Obama you fucking squaw!

 

[StapleMammal1]

https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/1310579433212870656

BONUS:

 

[StapleMammal1]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310587468731879431

 

[StapleMammal1]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310588453277650945

 

[T-Dawg]

 

[T-Dawg]

 

[T-Dawg]

 

[SeVeReD]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310588453277650945

The President should take one anyway and hold it up at the debate.
Biden IS on or off Drugs, but they'd show up in his system.
You got your tax returns
We want our drug test

 

[T-Dawg]

Herp A Derp

 

[SeVeReD]

Ok I would really have to go over and talk to this patriot
Let him know he's not helping trump
StandUp is two words

 

[amRam]

Lol what's this Biden drug test stuff about? What's the accusation?

 

[cael]

biden can't take a drug test we're pumping him full of the stuff that we used to wake up ginsberg

 

[StapleMammal1]

Lol what's this Biden drug test stuff about? What's the accusation?

Debates are coming up, and POTUS said lets both do a drug test. Biden declined drug test.

Biden clearly doesn't know what planet he is on. Biden is being pumped full of Modafinil in order to fool his voters who, like Biden, suffer from cognitive deficiencies.