wth is w/ checking every stall in a public bathroom by jiggling the handle

[bam]

a while ago at work there was a guy who would check if the stall was occupied by basically running into the door. you'd be sitting there, posting on TW, and you'd head a loud SLAM as he'd just smack into the door. the latch was hella loose and close to falling off the door because of the constant abuse.

I'll take gentle handle jiggling over that.

I don't even understand how someone would think that's normal or acceptable. Were they retarded or just Indian?

 

[Dragon Star]

OH LOL guys i didnt mean i have to take shits in public restrooms i mean at my place of employment where i work in this office building thats like fourty stories tall lol i mean like fuck how hard is it to poop these days lol

 

[Plasmatic]

I had to go, but someone knocked on the door, so I had to leave.

 

[cogzinofa]

I've never understood why the bathrooms in my places of employment are always trashed. we're computer people and yet there's still pee all over everything.

 

[ArakAtak]

where i work one of the companies has a lot of asians who stand on the toilet seat to squat and piss getting piss all over the seats. they won't use the urinals for some reason.

We chopped a foot of the tops of the doors to stop them doing that. If you sit you cant be seen. if you squat its "herro everboddy"

 

[Kelven]

turd burglar

 

[ArakAtak]

 

[machine88aus]

in aus we shit on the street

 

[ArakAtak]

no that is India

actually - not much diff anymore u are right

 

[NoGodForMe]

Once in a while, you have to go. In airports, find a bathroom at the end of a terminal, usually empty. Other option is to use a fancy hotel bathroom. You'll barely find anyone in them, because there people go in their room. I've driven from work to a Double Tree hotel 5 minutes away.

 

[whoever]

Your butt hole get all puckered up?

puckers up and howls for an itching

loose butthole

 

[Ender]

Once in a while, you have to go. In airports, find a bathroom at the end of a terminal, usually empty. Other option is to use a fancy hotel bathroom. You'll barely find anyone in them, because there people go in their room. I've driven from work to a Double Tree hotel 5 minutes away.

lol fuk

 

[Ender]

I got a serious question, every time I go I let out a lot of farts in the beginning. How do you prevent the sound from coming out.

ty

 

[aScotiA]

it requires having a virgin anus so you're out of luck unfortunately

 

[jerry]

I look over the stall! And say hello to the occupant to ensure politeness. ROFL! [emoji61]


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[havax]

I got a serious question, every time I go I let out a lot of farts in the beginning. How do you prevent the sound from coming out.

ty

y would you want to? let that shit out, loud and proud! what are u, beta?

 

[HuNiD $ RaCkZ]

sorry when i said public i meant at the office

if u aren't schedulin ur bowels to take advantage of paid time ur gettin scammed brotha

I had an employee who would take 30 mins first thing every morning, after lunch, and before he got off taking a shit on the clock..

 

[Amadeus]

My dad used to work a 5 min walk away from home, he would always go home to shit.

 

[Plasmatic]

Once in a while, you have to go. In airports, find a bathroom at the end of a terminal, usually empty. Other option is to use a fancy hotel bathroom. You'll barely find anyone in them, because there people go in their room. I've driven from work to a Double Tree hotel 5 minutes away.

I love you Robert.

 

[Thingfish]

I've never understood why the bathrooms in my places of employment are always trashed. we're computer people and yet there's still pee all over everything.

They're germophobes. They won't lift toilet seats or flush or touch anything. If they do flush it's guaranteed they used their foot. If they are desperate to shit they will line the toilet seat with dozens of paper towels and then leave the whole mess when they're done.