god my ADD sucks. I saw that pic here on tw, opened image in new tab, closed tw, laughed at it some more, thought it would be awesome to post in this thread, come back to post, and remember here is where i got it from....
"Presentation is brash and flamboyant. Technique is not bad, certainly of the more tasteful class of atonal meander, though executed a bit doggishly. The canine (indeed, merely non-human) incapacity for rhythmic entrainment and discreet pitch modulation, while a refreshing compositional asset in the opening measures, quickly begins to resemble a distracted and insincere extemporaneous device. The vocal work is punishing, immediately tightening the jaw and shredding the nerves. Go lie down."
Should say 14 years.