People who use their credit card to purchase $2 worth of produce should be shot
edit: apparently this one is up for debate
People who wait to get to the check out aisle before asking if there is any more of that particular brand of oats in the store while holding up the line for 10 minutes while some poor clerk tracks it down should be shot
People who wait until their groceries are rung up and bagged entirely before swiping their credit card should be shot
People who insist on getting on the bus/ subway/ elevator while people are trying to get off should be shot
Motorists who block the intersection should be shot
Pedestrians who walk in front of traffic with a green light should be shot
edit: apparently this one is up for debate
People who wait to get to the check out aisle before asking if there is any more of that particular brand of oats in the store while holding up the line for 10 minutes while some poor clerk tracks it down should be shot
People who wait until their groceries are rung up and bagged entirely before swiping their credit card should be shot
People who insist on getting on the bus/ subway/ elevator while people are trying to get off should be shot
Motorists who block the intersection should be shot
Pedestrians who walk in front of traffic with a green light should be shot
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