+1pot, kettle.
My motivation against having children is that I can still buy all of my expensive electronic equipment.
But no ammount of money can buy you that guy that hit up (literally) the sporting goods area, a la Rocky, ay? Heh.
aloha, furious Danny. Don't forget to pick up your gf's cape from the cleaners, young man!
mahalo
I'm sure everyone feels the same way about you.
motherfucker motivates me to never have children.
If you could fuck yourself vis-a-vis an ad hoc quantum tunnel of sorts, would it count as gay? Or just masturbation?