[so] I have just finished drinking one litre of vodka

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tiu_sam

fuck, I just finished one litre(actually 998ml) of vodka all by myself. it was mixed with 1491ml of energy drink.
also, I had sex seven times today. that's about it tw, today is the last day of carnaval this year and it has been awesome.
thank you for reading this and good night/day.

ps: preemptive pics of gf in case you ask
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Prediction: No one is going to care about anything you just wrote.

Obligatory: ROFL OMG LOKO HOW MUHC I CAN DRINK BR0.

The End.
 
One time I drank a lot of vodka, got really cold and pulled an abdominal muscle from puking. True story.
 
I'm so trying this...

Skittles Vodka

Edit: Then I'm going to drink it all. Then I'm going to sneak up behind tiu_sam's 'friend', shout 'BRACE YOURSELF BITCH!', and stick it in her pooper (a proper gentleman gives a lady a warning).
 
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