What are those clear things to the left and right of the presidents podium?

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Tankbusterx

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #1

Are they teleprompters? If so, how do they work? They just look like 2 glass sheets on top of rods..

 

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DiSk

Veteran X

• Feb 5, 2010

• #2

Have you enlisted in the military to become cannon fodder yet?

 

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Tankbusterx

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #3

DiSk said:

Have you enlisted in the military to become cannon fodder yet?

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This is Skysnipe, I'm at Tanks house and accidentally posted on his name, he's not here atm

But yes, he is already in the Army

 

havax

Super Genius

Veteran XX

• Feb 5, 2010

• #4

those are his brain controlling crystals from krypton.

 

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JustinCase

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #5

Do you and skysnipe still sit in your parent's basement playing wow and sucking each other off

 

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skysnipe

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #6

JustinCase said:

Do you and skysnipe still sit in your parent's basement playing wow and sucking each other off

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Not as much.

 

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Dangerdoggie

Veteran XV

• Feb 5, 2010

• #7

They're bullet deflector screens.

 

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Rilke

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #8

They're instruction receptors from which the Aliens orbiting Saturn control Obama and the world.

/Orbital

 

Edofnor

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #9

They are rearview mirrors.

 

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slacker

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #10

They are teleprompters that reflect the light of the words as to be visible to the person at the podium but not the audience.

 

Plasmatic

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #11

He obtains nourishment and intelligence from them. /duh

 

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skysnipe

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #12

MasterPudge said:

They are teleprompters that reflect the light of the words as to be visible to the person at the podium but not the audience.

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Thats badass I want one

 

Edofnor

Veteran XX

• Feb 5, 2010

• #13

They are body scanning screens so that the president can actually see the audience naked instead of having to imagine them naked to overcome stage fright.

 

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[MoM] Gort

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #14

I believe they're called, "thingies."

 

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Dangerdoggie

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #15

If they break down he can't speak, so they must be directly tied into his cerebral cortex.

 

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CERVICAL-KREMS

Veteran XV

• Feb 5, 2010

• #16

they're to check if his jheri curls are running

 

ZooL

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #17

Bush should have used those more so he could be more like obama...

 

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CERVICAL-KREMS

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• Feb 5, 2010

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perro

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #19

i imagine bush's would have crayon scribble pictures on them instead of text...

 

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slogg

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• Feb 5, 2010

• #20

perro said:

i imagine bush's would have crayon scribble pictures on them instead of text...

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wait... who are you insulting there I'm not even sure who that is a dig at? his speech writers? the guy who puts stuff in the teleprompter?