Hvae you ever tried farting through a band-aid?

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Mabelrode

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Well I have. Took this really great dump at work today and I guess the turd split my o-ring or some shit, because there was blood leakage. Since I went commando today in shorts I didn't want a weird blood stain on the butthole area of my shorts for everyone to see, so I capped it off with a band-aid after a little while of dabbing with paper.

So it's later on and I had to fart, and it's really tough getting it past the excellent band-aid seal.

What did you do when this happened to you?


I know this will be a really great thread.
 
you realize that anal tears are one of the quickest things to heal on the human body and there was probably no need for the bandaid, right?
 
RJ_ said:
do you always carry bandages with you to the stall?
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As a video technician I carry a wide array of objects with me at all times, or most times. For example I have a glow-stick nearby in case there is a blackout or building collapse. Also a flashlight, several small screwdrivers, two knives [both within legal limits to carry but deadly] and a small scissors for cutting wires or trimming my mustache.
 
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