Who here has a gun?

I don't laugh in church, but I masturbate frequently during sermons. It's great fun to do it next to middle aged soccer moms when you're loudly orgasming to the backdrop of Job 23:1-9.

The pastor hasn't kicked me out yet, though. Something about wanting to "save my soul."
 
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Verona over under shotgun

Probably around 4k
 
It's pretty disturbing that somebody with as many issues as ScOoBySNacK would be allowed to own a weapon.

I think what would be disturbing is if YOU owned a gun. I think the chances of you ending up on headline news is a far chance greater than me.
 
I know there are days when I'd like to take a shotgun to my internet connection too, but I don't actually keep one next to the router.
 
I've got quite a few of my own :D

these are the ones I was working on yesterday though (unit armorer)

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Why? I'm not a middle-aged failure with a drinking problem and anger issues.

Description of someone that swallows the gun.
You are the one that needs to prove something, hence other, collateral damage.

Oh, and I have a 1911 that my dad brought home and a colt SA which I love.
I have a Python that is too heavy for my hands and a german 22 that is really small.
 
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