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Veteran XV
So me and some friends were setting up to campout a few weeks ago, and soon enough we had the place ready to be ripped apart by some fucking drunks. So everything is looking good, and my expectations are pretty fucking high. Around 11ish people start to show, and so far its gonna be a good night.
Then some retard friend of mine showed up, we really try to avoid him, but its impossible. What was even more strange this time around is the idiot brought his older brother (ended up to be more retarded than him). So whatever I was just trying to keep focused on finding what I loved most, that good old mary jane. So soon enough I found it, and before i knew it I was blazed off my ass, and into a chair.
This is where things get interesting, and this guys brother was named Jimmy Lee (first and middle name). And I am from Kentucky so you should get a sterotypical image of what the fucking retard looks like. He already found is way
into our beer, and is drinking away. We go our little clicks going, some by the fire, some smokin and such, and soon enough we found Jimmy Lee passed out in the middle of the woods with his dick in his hand. One of my friends (who is a total prick) decides that everyone should come laugh at Jimmy while he takes a piss all over him. And guess what? He pissed all over him. The night was full of laughs and shit, and i dunno what happened to his brother btw...
The next morning we woke up and Jimmy walked over to us and he smelled like a pile of shit, litterally. He looked as us and said "man i wonder how i got all this mud all over me last night." and get this, lifted up his pants leg and he had
dried shit all over his leg hahahahhaha. FUCKING SHIT! HE SHIT HIS PANTS A GROWN MAN HAHAHAHHAA and my friend pissed all over him that night hahah he was the fucking human toilet ahahah. Suprisingly enough his brother had left him and so we fucking made him ride in the back of a truck and dropped him off at the end of his road (which is a couple miles long) hahahah funny shit.
cliffs:
1-woods party
2-dumbfuck passedout pissed on, shits hiimself
3-we laughed take him home drop him off couple miles away from his house
Then some retard friend of mine showed up, we really try to avoid him, but its impossible. What was even more strange this time around is the idiot brought his older brother (ended up to be more retarded than him). So whatever I was just trying to keep focused on finding what I loved most, that good old mary jane. So soon enough I found it, and before i knew it I was blazed off my ass, and into a chair.
This is where things get interesting, and this guys brother was named Jimmy Lee (first and middle name). And I am from Kentucky so you should get a sterotypical image of what the fucking retard looks like. He already found is way
into our beer, and is drinking away. We go our little clicks going, some by the fire, some smokin and such, and soon enough we found Jimmy Lee passed out in the middle of the woods with his dick in his hand. One of my friends (who is a total prick) decides that everyone should come laugh at Jimmy while he takes a piss all over him. And guess what? He pissed all over him. The night was full of laughs and shit, and i dunno what happened to his brother btw...
The next morning we woke up and Jimmy walked over to us and he smelled like a pile of shit, litterally. He looked as us and said "man i wonder how i got all this mud all over me last night." and get this, lifted up his pants leg and he had
dried shit all over his leg hahahahhaha. FUCKING SHIT! HE SHIT HIS PANTS A GROWN MAN HAHAHAHHAA and my friend pissed all over him that night hahah he was the fucking human toilet ahahah. Suprisingly enough his brother had left him and so we fucking made him ride in the back of a truck and dropped him off at the end of his road (which is a couple miles long) hahahah funny shit.
cliffs:
1-woods party
2-dumbfuck passedout pissed on, shits hiimself
3-we laughed take him home drop him off couple miles away from his house
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