George Carlin on Gas prices, and Immigration

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Mael

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Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million (now they are saying 20 million!)

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an Illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, Rifle and some Ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and The aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, Rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
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wait, ok, i'm not entirely sure i understand this. how would a 2% drop in fuel usage (if that) cut our gas prices?

and wouldn't the increase in the prices of everything else due to the loss of cheap labor more than fuck up the difference?
 
Tribalbob said:
wait, ok, i'm not entirely sure i understand this. how would a 2% drop in fuel usage (if that) cut our gas prices?

and wouldn't the increase in the prices of everything else due to the loss of cheap labor more than fuck up the difference?
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You also forget the massive increase in gas usage for patrolling a 3141 km border (not to mention nearby coastline in Texas and California).

Also all the spending to pay to build infrastructure for the 50,000-100,000 troops needed.
 
Kizzak said:
You also forget the massive increase in gas usage for patrolling a 3141 km border (not to mention nearby coastline in Texas and California).

Also all the spending to pay to build infrastructure for the 50,000-100,000 troops needed.
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you just ruined the thread


this is why we cant have nice things.

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Now did George Carlin really say this, or is this a made up FWD FWD FWD FWD: email like the fake one about Robin Williams?
 
4+ months OFN and utterly false. Think about George Carlin. Does that sound like the kind of thing he would say? Especially given that I don't see a single swear word or reference to a bodily function in that supposed quote. Way to be a gullible idiot.
 
AdAstraAspera said:
4+ months OFN and utterly false. Think about George Carlin. Does that sound like the kind of thing he would say? Especially given that I don't see a single swear word or reference to a bodily function in that supposed quote. Way to be a gullible idiot.
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I just knew it was gonna be fake before I clicked the thread.Theres ton of fake GC quotes floating on the interweb
 
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