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Brasstax

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Deaf, Dumb, Blind Bitch
(C)2006 Brasstax

Deaf, dumb and blind bitch,
Ride my cock, ride my cock
Don't matter how long cuz
you can't see the clock
(or hear it)
Not too much to talk about so
Ride my Cock, ride my cock
Can't imagine how you think
No words, no pictures
Oh well,
Ride my cock, ride my cock.
 
Little Jailbait Girl
(C) 2006 Brasstax

You are smoking hot
but much too young
Jesus, I would tap that.
But I can't.
The law and GOD are against me.
Some day, some day
When your banging body is old enough,
Some day, some day.
Perhaps you will have my babies?
Enough to fill a whole trailer court!
I just hope that they are all boys or deformed
so that they are never like a
Jailbait Girl.

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Chipmunk
(C) 2006 Brasstax

Oh diminutive squirrel
So fast and yet so fun to watch
never sitting unless on a log
briefly twitching a tail
looking for bad kids with rocks and BB guns
WHY! WHY! are you the target of sub division hate?
Playing with nuts or friends.
Maybe wearing an acorn shell cap to amuse your
loved ones...
I ponder you. I really do.
I am ponderous over you and -
your being.
But, flit away. Flit Away.
Go play in your little chipmunk world.

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Clowny
(C)2006 Brasstax

I am sad today.
My mouth goes woo woo woo.
No happy funtimes.
Nothing much to do.
What could make the day so bright?
What could make the day go right?
What's that coming in to sight!?
CLOWNY!
Clowny is so bright and gay
he can fix up any day
come and take my cares away
CLOWNY!
Hey! What's that you say?
You'd like to take me home today?
Hmmm. Ok Mr Clowny!
Let's be on our merry way.

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Nessal said:
You make me sick.
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I make Nessal Sick
(C) 2006 Brasstax

I make Nessal feel so sick
Like eating too much licorice stick
and chucking in a porcelain bowl
flush down the drain
go down the hole

Chunks of carrot, rice and bean
with little hunks of smeg between
over the Kohler we will lean
to howl our innards until we're clean.

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Nice Jews Let's Folk

(c) mr_luc


Hey hey baby, You think that I'm your special boy
And hey hey baby, You think your mom will like me OY!

My healthy black hair
Your healthy back hair
Our noses match in profile but
You're gonna have to wait a while cuz

Hey hey baby! Oh did you know I was a Goy?
Hey hey baby! Too late now I'm your special boy!
Hey rich mama! It's too late to change it now!
"Iv I ver a rich man," then I must have a Jewish cow!

You said I do!
I turned to you!
and them! and said!
"Nice Jews! let's! folk!"

Guitar Solo
new-new-newNEW-new-new,
new-new-new-new-new-new,
new-new-newNEW-new-new,
new-new-new-NEW-new,

new-new-newNEW-new-new,
new-new-new-new-new-new,
neorw, neorwneorw [taptaptaptap] NEARW
[taptaptaptaptaptaptap]
NOW
 
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Oh by Gosh Punani
(Sung to the tune of Mistletoe and Holly)
(C)2006 Brasstax

Oh by gosh by golly
I'd like to get some nice punani

Tasty beaver, I'd like to ream 'er
Cuntryside here I go

Oh, by gosh, by jingle
It's time to feel my penis tingle
Over-heating, fapping, beating
in vaginas I don't know

Then will cum that big night,
I'll get inside the tight trim
Busting feels so right
I'll sing a busting hymn

Oh, by gosh, by golly
It's time for stanky ol' punani
Fancy ties an' granny's pies
An' folks felchin' an ass or two

As they whisper, "Mmmmmm Punani" to you

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Oh Ef En And Oh Em Gee
(c) 2006 mr_luc

Oh I'm just sitting here writing content on the mighty Tribal Wars
And the shitty shit is flowin'
And the goodness here is showin'
But the posters they're all goin'
To any other thread but ours

[Chorus]
HAYGUYSPLAYTRIBESONEAGAIN
OH EM GEE AND OH EFF EN
PARROT TEAS AND POET TREES
YOU'REKILLINGTIMEYOU'REKILLINGME
SOFUCKINGSTUPID
YA RLY!

Oh I'm just sitting here writing songses, on Tribal Wars again
Tuesday mornings are a time
To put your stupid thoughts to rhyme
And drink a Diet Coke WITH LIME
While waiting for the ROFL TRAIN

[Chorus]
HAYGUYSLETSPLAYTRIBESAGAIN
OH EM GEE AND OH EFF EN
KURA CARA PIXIE DEE
YOU'REKILLINGTIMEYOU'REKILLINGME
SOGODDAMNSTUPID
YA RLY!

[2 be cont'd]
 
Dead Dog in a Dumpster
(C) 2006 Brasstax

Not too long ago,
you ran
and barked
and did tricks for food
You wagged your tail
and barked at squirrels
Merrily chasing butterflys in the park
The world loved the sound of your bark
But then a bus ran you over
and now you are a
Dead Dog in a Dumpster

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Brasstax said:
Jesus, I envy you. Did that just flow straight out? fuck.
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yes lol, and thanks.

I write songs for my little brother, who is a guitar god, and got in the habit of speedy songwriting; he and I do "folk battles" at slow parties, him on guitar and the lyrics passing between us.
 
Brasstax said:
Dead Dog in a Dumpster
(C) 2006 Brasstax

Not too long ago,
you ran
and barked
and did tricks for food
You wagged your tail
and barked at squirrels
Merrily chasing butterflys in the park
The world loved the sound of your bark
But then a bus ran you over
and now you are a
Dead Dog in a Dumpster

pic-dog01.jpg
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This is also very fine, btw. It needs to be read with beatnik bongos and such.
 
mr_luc said:
This is also very fine, btw. It needs to be read with beatnik bongos and such.
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Why thank you, mr_luc. I am glad to see that you are a fellow connoisseur of fine prose. They say some things are better left unsaid. "Fie", says I. Fie.
 
Stone Gnome
(C)2006 Brasstax

Roam, roam
little gnome
Where dost thou go?
Perhaps to Rome?

Hewn from stone
lovingly painted
not from wood
Gepato's bane you are
STONE
The stuff of God.
Not weak.
Like a ROCK you stand.
Devout.
But ready for action
and adventure to places
unkown.
Go, now,
with basalt gestalt
and travel to distant lands.
Becasue you are -
and always will be
A STONE GNOME.

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Butterfly Vagina
(C) 2006 Brasstax

Pink wings
Clitoral hood head
Pubic antena
Cute little brown butt
way down below
Can I fucking toss your salad
and call you "Pussyfly"?

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