Seth has fucked himself (pun intended) big time!
I got a call from Megan... it was short and sweet:
Megan: "Where did I keep my vibrator?"
Me: "Uhh.. what?"
Megan: "Just tell me... where did I keep it?"
Me: "In the 3rd drawer of your chest in the bedroom."
Megan: "Ok, Thanks."
Click.
A little while later she called back and had the following good news to tell me:
Megan: "I tricked Seth into telling me where my vibrator was. The only problem is that he said it was in the spot that I moved it to last weekend before I left town. Neither of you guys knew about that. I put it there so Julie wouldn't stumble across it."
Me: "Wait... so you're saying that the only way he knew its location was because he found it in this secret spot?"
Megan: "Yes. He knew that I had one and I guess he thought that where he told me it was, was where he thought I normally kept it. The only way he could have known it was in my closet was if he found it there since I've been gone. So at the very least he's been snooping around my house."
Me: "So do you believe me now?"
Megan: "I'm still having a hard time believing he sucked his own cock, but yes I believe you that he was in my home."
Me: "Thank god. What are you going to do?"
Megan: "Once I get home I'm filing a complaint with the police. Are you going to kick his ass?"
Me: "No no. I'm not going to do that. Believe me, I sure as hell want to but I can't."
Megan: "I'm sorry I doubted you at all. Did he REALLY suck his own dick? Seriously?"
Me: "Yes."
Megan: "Jesus christ he is a fucking pervert!"
Me: "Yep. How did Seth take it when you caught him?"
Megan: "Actually... I let him off the hook for now. I didn't let on that I caught him. I played it cool and I'll continue to until I file the complaint and see what else happens. You haven't told anyone about all this have you?"
Me <sarcastically>: "Naww... only the whole entire internet."
(She seemed to accept my statement as sarcasm)
Yay Megan!
I'm a little unclear on the specifics of how she got him to tell her the location of the vibrator, but I'm not going to press her for anymore details. The only thing that matters is that she caught Seth in a trap and now believes me.
This should be the end of it all unless Seth flips out once he gets the bad news. Surely he isn't THAT stupid to fuck with me or Megan with a complaint filed against him... but it IS seth we're dealing with here.
I got a call from Megan... it was short and sweet:
Megan: "Where did I keep my vibrator?"
Me: "Uhh.. what?"
Megan: "Just tell me... where did I keep it?"
Me: "In the 3rd drawer of your chest in the bedroom."
Megan: "Ok, Thanks."
Click.
A little while later she called back and had the following good news to tell me:
Megan: "I tricked Seth into telling me where my vibrator was. The only problem is that he said it was in the spot that I moved it to last weekend before I left town. Neither of you guys knew about that. I put it there so Julie wouldn't stumble across it."
Me: "Wait... so you're saying that the only way he knew its location was because he found it in this secret spot?"
Megan: "Yes. He knew that I had one and I guess he thought that where he told me it was, was where he thought I normally kept it. The only way he could have known it was in my closet was if he found it there since I've been gone. So at the very least he's been snooping around my house."
Me: "So do you believe me now?"
Megan: "I'm still having a hard time believing he sucked his own cock, but yes I believe you that he was in my home."
Me: "Thank god. What are you going to do?"
Megan: "Once I get home I'm filing a complaint with the police. Are you going to kick his ass?"
Me: "No no. I'm not going to do that. Believe me, I sure as hell want to but I can't."
Megan: "I'm sorry I doubted you at all. Did he REALLY suck his own dick? Seriously?"
Me: "Yes."
Megan: "Jesus christ he is a fucking pervert!"
Me: "Yep. How did Seth take it when you caught him?"
Megan: "Actually... I let him off the hook for now. I didn't let on that I caught him. I played it cool and I'll continue to until I file the complaint and see what else happens. You haven't told anyone about all this have you?"
Me <sarcastically>: "Naww... only the whole entire internet."
(She seemed to accept my statement as sarcasm)
Yay Megan!
I'm a little unclear on the specifics of how she got him to tell her the location of the vibrator, but I'm not going to press her for anymore details. The only thing that matters is that she caught Seth in a trap and now believes me.
This should be the end of it all unless Seth flips out once he gets the bad news. Surely he isn't THAT stupid to fuck with me or Megan with a complaint filed against him... but it IS seth we're dealing with here.
