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i went to some party tonight and shit, got to see some tits cause this hot 17 year old named roxanna flashed me in the bathroom. nice fucking hooyter sorry no pics fuckers.
lala and some chick called me tonight but I have no fuckinf idea who it was and kwago i didn't take her friend out caus eshe nver phoned me baqck but i seen titties, i 'm gonna hit dat shit next time yo yo yo
 
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I bet it's all a lie, you have no pictures to prove you even left the house so you were most likely getting drunk in your room alone with looking at 17 year old titties online.
 
it's fun to just relax and misspell everything you possibly can. though yes, he probably stole mom's liquor and drank in his room. :eek:
 
Chris: BOOBIES!
Louis: Chris, stop it.
Chris: BOOBIES!
Louis: Did you hear me young man?
Chris: BOOBIES!
Peter: Do it.
[*memory wipe MIB style*]
Louis: Did you enjoy your day at the zoo?
Chris: Elephants are bigger in real life!
 
Sentor said:
it's fun to just relax and misspell everything you possibly can. though yes, he probably stole mom's liquor and drank in his room. :eek:
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no i seen tits i i'm gonna hit it next time son
 
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