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Phantred

Veteran XV
Once or twice a week I wake up in the middle of the night with a sore asshole. I figure hemroids are supposed to itch or burn or something, but this seems more like a pulled muscle(can you do that to your sphincter?) There doesn't seem to be any pattern(doesn't correlate to the nights I work out, have gay sex, or take REALLY large shits) but I am worried:/

Your serious and funny suggestions are appreciated, but please, it is 10:30 and I would rather not bother reading neither funny nor serious responses. Thanks in advance.
 
also, when you have these.. anal problems..

do they match up with a unexplained condom hanging out of your ass, per chance?
 
um

are you talking about your actual anus

or a muscle in the buttock area

go to proctologist
 
actually, they MIGHT come the 2nd night after leg day, squats and such:/

I'll know for sure tommorrow night i guess.
 
james said:
um

are you talking about your actual anus

or a muscle in the buttock area

go to proctologist
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sphincter muscle, the donut one, it is the muscle for sure, not any sort of itching or burning, more like a charlie horse, exactly like a charlie horse actually.
 
Phantred said:
Once or twice a week I wake up in the middle of the night with a sore asshole. I figure hemroids are supposed to itch or burn or something, but this seems more like a pulled muscle(can you do that to your sphincter?) There doesn't seem to be any pattern(doesn't correlate to the nights I work out, have gay sex, or take REALLY large shits) but I am worried:/

Your serious and funny suggestions are appreciated, but please, it is 10:30 and I would rather not bother reading neither funny nor serious responses. Thanks in advance.
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you have colon cancer

you have 6 months to live

make your time
 
Its not hemroids, you'd notice the bleeding if that was what you had, i'd know because i had hemroids a bit ago.
 
Phantred said:
Oh thank god. That is like 60 years when converted to the american healthcare systems time.
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you know an american is in denial when they actually believe things like their healthcare is better
 
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