Family Guy apreciation post

"Sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child."
"If I'm a child then that makes you a pedophile. And I'm going to be damned if I sit here and get lectured to by a pervert."
 
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Chris: Dad, what would you say if I didn't want to be in the scouts anymore?
Peter: I'd say "come again?" and then I'd laugh because I said "CUM".
 
"Hey you -- porky! Yes, that's right, I'm calling you porkey and there's nothing you can do about because I protected in my cerel box fort.
Hey you -- drunky! Yes that's right, I'm calling you drunky and there's noth-- AHHH!"
 
Sir Lucius said:
"Hey you -- porky! Yes, that's right, I'm calling you porkey and there's nothing you can do about because I protected in my cerel box fort.
Hey you -- drunky! Yes that's right, I'm calling you drunky and there's noth-- AHHH!"
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"Cut my eggs!"
"Your eggs are cut, Sir"
"Cut my milk!"
"I can't, Sir, it's liquid."
"Embecile! Freeze it, and then cut it!"
 
"OO Yes Yes...I LOVE CRACK...IM ABSOLUTELY COOKOO FOR CRACK! - Stuey

Chinese Girl - Stuey come complete our rainbow!
Stuey - I have a better idea...How about we go play "Drink whats under the sink!"
 
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