when are we going to invade cuba

james

Veteran X
reasons for invading cuba

1. run by a ruthless dictator

2. finish our unfinished business from 1961

3. castro has in the past placed nuclear weapons pointed at the united states inside of his country

4. our history of past wars involving cuban aggression
 
5. we could turn it into disney bahamas on 1/2 and the other half could be one big terrorist holding cell. Mix the two and hilarity is sure to ensue!
 
Imposter said:
5. we could turn it into disney bahamas on 1/2 and the other half could be one big terrorist holding cell. Mix the two and hilarity is sure to ensue!
Sweet! I'd go. See a bunch of terrorists singing "It's A Small World." Woohoo!
 
yes

what a damn dictator

free healthcare for everyone

free education for everyone

sounds fu*king evil

hey heres another idea

lets believe everything everyone in the white house says about anything because they aren't greedy fucks who want nothing better than to protect the citizens of AMERICANA
 
we recently just lifted export embargo on cuba so that we can now import agriculture and medicine to cuba.

the main reason the embargo is still going on is the US agricultural lobbyist preventing cheap cuban sugar and others from flooding the us
 
we're just waiting for everyone on cuba to die.

then we'll make it a big prison island.

every man for himself.
 
cuba is one of the developed nations in this hemisphere, they have the most doctors per capita, etc
 
hey fs..why don't you go live in cuba for a year

when you come back you can write a report for your 3rd grade class about how fun it was there
 
Skibbi9 said:
we recently just lifted export embargo on cuba so that we can now import agriculture and medicine to cuba.

the main reason the embargo is still going on is the US agricultural lobbyist preventing cheap cuban sugar and others from flooding the us

we should lift the embargo so we can export more sugar into the US
 
FireStorm! said:
yes

what a damn dictator

free healthcare for everyone

free education for everyone

sounds fu*king evil

hey heres another idea

lets believe everything everyone in the white house says about anything because they aren't greedy fucks who want nothing better than to protect the citizens of AMERICANA

I think you need to study more
 
Ragnafrak said:
SweetThing2002: hey hey hey
SweetThing2002: sup josh
SweetThing2002: hey did u ever call tracy?
SweetThing2002: our grad. practice is thur right?
SweetThing2002: hey u there?
SweetThing2002: josh???
SweetThing2002: u called tracy right
SweetThing2002: y u ignoring me???????
SweetThing2002: i'm ur girlfriend!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: talk to me
SweetThing2002: look
SweetThing2002: i dont know what ur deal has been lately
SweetThing2002: i mean come on josh
SweetThing2002: we were prom queen adn king and this is how u act!!!!!
SweetThing2002: fine whatever
SweetThing2002: ignore me
SweetThing2002: fine
SweetThing2002: see if i care
SweetThing2002: ok what the @#%$!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: bot.
SweetThing2002: r u gonna talk to me or not
SweetThing2002: bot???
SweetThing2002: huh?
Mindboggled1: I have no clue who the hell you are,
Mindboggled1: but this sure is interesting,.
SweetThing2002: josh!!!
Mindboggled1: you're josh?
SweetThing2002: what is wrong with u
Mindboggled1: I thought I was supposed to be josh.
SweetThing2002: ?
SweetThing2002: what is ur deal
SweetThing2002: r u drunk
Mindboggled1: I think you should go find the right Josh.
Mindboggled1: I wish I was drunk...
SweetThing2002: whatever
SweetThing2002: i know its u
Mindboggled1: haha.
Mindboggled1: ok.
Mindboggled1: how'd you find me?
SweetThing2002: u r goin to grad. tomorrow right
SweetThing2002: ur on my list
SweetThing2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: I'm not going anywhere tommorow night.
Mindboggled1: I spend my days sitting at my computer,
Mindboggled1: jerking off to weird porn.
SweetThing2002: whatever
SweetThing2002: y r u adcting like this
SweetThing2002: jsoh what is wrong with u??
Mindboggled1: 'cause i'm into hard drugs.
SweetThing2002: u told me u never did drugs
SweetThing2002: u said u quit
Mindboggled1: I lied.
SweetThing2002: so u were lying?
SweetThing2002: what??????????
SweetThing2002: omg
Mindboggled1: in fact,
Mindboggled1: I could be on drugs,
Mindboggled1: right now!
SweetThing2002: !!!!
SweetThing2002: josh
SweetThing2002: y do u always pull this @#%$
SweetThing2002: ur goin off to osu next year
SweetThing2002: and ur doin drugs
SweetThing2002: what is ur deal
Mindboggled1: yep.
Mindboggled1: drugs and college.
SweetThing2002: omg
Mindboggled1: hoo-rah.
SweetThing2002: i cant beleive that
Mindboggled1: yep
SweetThing2002: did u ever call tracy
Mindboggled1: I've gotta go @#%$ my sister now.
Mindboggled1: back in a bit.
SweetThing2002: and explaoin to her ur stayin with me
SweetThing2002: what!!!!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: ur sister is only 8
Mindboggled1: oh, hey, right.
Mindboggled1: ok.
Mindboggled1: my cousin, then.
Mindboggled1: how old are my cousins?
SweetThing2002: what
SweetThing2002: josh u know how old ur cousins are
SweetThing2002: dont be stupid
SweetThing2002: r u high?
Mindboggled1: I can' help it,
Mindboggled1: it's the drugs.
SweetThing2002: what is ur deal josh
SweetThing2002: god
SweetThing2002: ok
Mindboggled1: my deal?
Mindboggled1: ten bucks an hour.
SweetThing2002: we can get through this
SweetThing2002: jsut call me
SweetThing2002: did u call tracy
Mindboggled1: who's tracy?
SweetThing2002: tracy randlof
SweetThing2002: remember
Mindboggled1: sure.
Mindboggled1: she was a nice lay.
SweetThing2002: u were gonna tell her u wer datin me
SweetThing2002: what!!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: u slept with here
Mindboggled1: of course.
SweetThing2002: u told me u didnt
SweetThing2002: omg
SweetThing2002: (
SweetThing2002: josh i'm crying b/c of u
Mindboggled1: her and some other girl.
Mindboggled1: it was fun!
SweetThing2002: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: JOSH
Mindboggled1: and some guy.
Mindboggled1: I think.
SweetThing2002: WHAT IS WROGN WITH U
Mindboggled1: I can't really remember.
Mindboggled1: the world was funny colors at the time.
SweetThing2002: OH SO NOW UR GAY
Mindboggled1: no, not gay.
Mindboggled1: not yet.
SweetThing2002: WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN
Mindboggled1: but if you keep this up, maybe.
SweetThing2002: DONT EVEN SAY PROM NIGHT
Mindboggled1: it happened tomorrow!
SweetThing2002: TOMORROW???
SweetThing2002: what?
Mindboggled1: yeah.
Mindboggled1: tomorrow.
SweetThing2002: ummmmm
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: yeah?
SweetThing2002: i'm gonna come over ok
Mindboggled1: over to canada?
SweetThing2002: canada??
SweetThing2002: what are u talin about
SweetThing2002: talkin*
SweetThing2002: u dont seem to good
SweetThing2002: im comin over
Mindboggled1: I already told you I'm not josh.
Mindboggled1: but you seem to believe I am,
Mindboggled1: so I'm playing the part.
SweetThing2002: whatever
Mindboggled1: but, I can't play it in person.
Mindboggled1: sorry.
SweetThing2002: i'm gonna break up with u
SweetThing2002: we are over
SweetThing2002: 9 months of nothing
Mindboggled1: yep.
SweetThing2002: i know its u cuz of the name
SweetThing2002: i'm not stupid
SweetThing2002: god
Mindboggled1: yeah.
Mindboggled1: such a stupid name.
SweetThing2002: well i'm on my way over
Mindboggled1: ok.
Mindboggled1: see you in a few days.
SweetThing2002: we can have break up sex
Mindboggled1: hoo-rah.
SweetThing2002: tehn i'm leaving
SweetThing2002: ok
SweetThing2002: for good
Mindboggled1: yay.
Mindboggled1: you promise to never phone?
SweetThing2002: i cant beleive u slept with tracy
SweetThing2002: what?
SweetThing2002: ur supposed to be mad
SweetThing2002: and begging me to stay
Mindboggled1: why would I be mad?
Mindboggled1: oh, sorry.
SweetThing2002: b/c i'm leaving u
Mindboggled1: please don't leave me!
Mindboggled1: please stay!
SweetThing2002: ugh
SweetThing2002: whatever
Mindboggled1: wahhhh!
Mindboggled1: *cries*
SweetThing2002: uknow what
SweetThing2002: forget
SweetThing2002: it
Mindboggled1: ok!
SweetThing2002: i'm not comin over
Mindboggled1: gladly!
SweetThing2002: screw u
SweetThing2002: dont talk to me ever again
Mindboggled1: you don't want to get into the threesome?
Mindboggled1: hey, speaking of which,
Mindboggled1: I should get back to sex.
SweetThing2002: ugh
SweetThing2002: who is there
Mindboggled1: tracy.
SweetThing2002: .............
Mindboggled1: .................!
SweetThing2002: (
Mindboggled1: come on.
Mindboggled1: you enjoyed it too.
Mindboggled1: I know about you two.
SweetThing2002: what!!!!!
SweetThing2002: ummmmm
Mindboggled1: when you got drunk?
Mindboggled1: at some party.
SweetThing2002: i dont know what ur talkin about
SweetThing2002: .................
SweetThing2002: well
SweetThing2002: that was a long time ago
Mindboggled1: there you go.
Mindboggled1: see?
Mindboggled1: it was fun.
SweetThing2002: i was drunk josh
Mindboggled1: deal with it.
SweetThing2002: so what if it was
SweetThing2002: that was a ont time thing
Mindboggled1: I can't fix all your female, hyper-inflated ego disorders.
SweetThing2002: what has gotten itno u
Mindboggled1: I told you!
SweetThing2002: i cant beleive this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: drugs.
SweetThing2002: (
SweetThing2002: i'm tellin ur parents
SweetThing2002: u need help
Mindboggled1: when I figure out who you are...
Mindboggled1: haha.
Mindboggled1: ok.
SweetThing2002: who I am!!!!
Mindboggled1: except, my mom is shooting up in the bathroom,
SweetThing2002: wat do u mean by that
Mindboggled1: and dad is drunk with some other woman.
SweetThing2002: ummm, she is at my house
Mindboggled1: she is?
Mindboggled1: since when?
SweetThing2002: and ur dad and my dad are out of town on a business trip
SweetThing2002: so what are u talkin about
Mindboggled1: hey, whoa.
SweetThing2002: she has been here all da
Mindboggled1: our dads are @#%$?
Mindboggled1: when did that start?
SweetThing2002: whatever
Mindboggled1: that's pretty crazy.
Mindboggled1: think they'd let us join in?
Mindboggled1: with tracy, too?
SweetThing2002: ???????????
SweetThing2002: u sick bastard
SweetThing2002: god
Mindboggled1: haha.
SweetThing2002: u r soooooooooooooo immature
Mindboggled1: I'm immature?
Mindboggled1: yes, I suppose I am.
SweetThing2002: i cant beleive i wasted 9 months with u
Mindboggled1: neither can I.
Mindboggled1: you fell for me like a brick in water.
SweetThing2002: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: that was funny.
SweetThing2002: X-(
SweetThing2002: no u fell for me
SweetThing2002: u begged me to get with u
Mindboggled1: haha.
SweetThing2002: i turned u down 3 times
SweetThing2002: remember
Mindboggled1: yeah. tracy told me to keep asking, though.
Mindboggled1: she thought if I got you to go out with me,
Mindboggled1: we could have a threesome.
Mindboggled1: or something.
SweetThing2002: lol
SweetThing2002: whatever
SweetThing2002: u wisj
Mindboggled1: pretty clever, eh?
SweetThing2002: u know now that i think about it
Mindboggled1: wasn't my idea.
Mindboggled1: she was the one who wanted you.
SweetThing2002: i only liked u b/c of ur car
Mindboggled1: I have a car?
Mindboggled1: cool!
SweetThing2002: ummmm yeah
SweetThing2002: ur spider eclipse
SweetThing2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SweetThing2002: thas y i dated u
SweetThing2002: not cuz of the looks
SweetThing2002: although u do look godd
SweetThing2002: good
SweetThing2002: ur nothin w/o me
Mindboggled1: hey, yeah?
SweetThing2002: and u know it
Mindboggled1: what are you, then?
Mindboggled1: cheesecake!
Mindboggled1: haha!
SweetThing2002: huh?
SweetThing2002: cheescake?
Mindboggled1: yeah.
Mindboggled1: you're a cheesecake.
SweetThing2002: how?
Mindboggled1: now that everyone's seen pictures of you naked.
Mindboggled1: heh heh.
Mindboggled1: but hey, you made some lonely geeks happy for a night.,
Mindboggled1: =)
Mindboggled1: it was kind of you.
SweetThing2002: we're over
Mindboggled1: hey, you're back.
Mindboggled1: hi again!
SweetThing2002: y r u makin a joke out of this???????
Mindboggled1: because i have no idea who you are!
Mindboggled1: but this sure is fun.
SweetThing2002: prove it to me that ur not josh
Mindboggled1: how about you prove that I am josh!
Mindboggled1: =)
SweetThing2002: ok
SweetThing2002: what was our prom theme
Mindboggled1: uh.
Mindboggled1: underwater?
SweetThing2002: omg
Mindboggled1: or that may have been the drugs. =D
SweetThing2002: i told u ur josh
Mindboggled1: oh, right.
SweetThing2002: what do i look like
Mindboggled1: yeah.
Mindboggled1: uh.
Mindboggled1: fat, ugly.
Mindboggled1: lot of acne down your back.
SweetThing2002: ummm wrong
SweetThing2002: wrong
Mindboggled1: blue hair.
Mindboggled1: purple eyes!
SweetThing2002: ????
Mindboggled1: you have this weird bump on your back,
SweetThing2002: am i a cheerelader
Mindboggled1: but noone will tell you.
Mindboggled1: a cheerleader? hey, coo..
Mindboggled1: cool.
Mindboggled1: i dated a cheerleader!
SweetThing2002: i know
SweetThing2002: cuz u dated me
SweetThing2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: duhh!
SweetThing2002: lol
SweetThing2002: there's teh old josh
Mindboggled1: whatever!
SweetThing2002: aw
Mindboggled1: you're so funny.
SweetThing2002: i knew it was u baby
Mindboggled1: whatever! duhhhh!
SweetThing2002: awwww
SweetThing2002: josh lets not break up
Mindboggled1: you're pretty thick, aren't you?
SweetThing2002: lol
SweetThing2002: josh u r the best i've ever had if u know what i eman
SweetThing2002: i dont wanna loose u
Mindboggled1: you should smoke some crack with me tonight.
Mindboggled1: come over right now.
Mindboggled1: let's smoke some crack.
SweetThing2002: the way u touch me
SweetThing2002: i dont want to loose u
SweetThing2002: lets not break up
Mindboggled1: yeah. your skin is sort of clammy, though.
Mindboggled1: what, with being a vampire, and all.
SweetThing2002: ??????????
SweetThing2002: i'm not clammhy
SweetThing2002: i use pure silk lotion from batha and body
Mindboggled1: Sammy the Clam!
Mindboggled1: pure silk lotion?
Mindboggled1: doesn't silk come out of the ass of worms?
SweetThing2002: ???????????????
SweetThing2002: i dont know
SweetThing2002: jsoh
SweetThing2002: i want u so bad right now
Mindboggled1: so finger yourself, or something.
Mindboggled1: I'm not sticking myself back in there.
SweetThing2002: i alreadly am
SweetThing2002: wahtever
SweetThing2002: u know u want this
SweetThing2002: i'll wear my cheerleading outfit for you
Mindboggled1: ew.
Mindboggled1: I hate cheerleaders.
SweetThing2002: no u dont silly
Mindboggled1: will you wear a strap-on?
Mindboggled1: and @#%$ me in the ass?
SweetThing2002: the way i can straddle u
SweetThing2002: u luv it
Mindboggled1: hey, will you let my dog @#%$ you?
SweetThing2002: ummmmmmmm
Mindboggled1: do it!
SweetThing2002: when did u get a dog
Mindboggled1: you can smoke crack first.
Mindboggled1: I'll get a dog!
SweetThing2002: no
Mindboggled1: so it can @#%$ you.
SweetThing2002: NO
Mindboggled1: and I'll videotape it.
SweetThing2002: i wanna video tape u and me
SweetThing2002: i want u
Mindboggled1: I want me, too.
Mindboggled1: but I'm with tracy now!
Mindboggled1: sorry!
SweetThing2002: u mean u want me
Mindboggled1: I'm madly in love with you.
Mindboggled1: the drugs are @#%$ with my head.
SweetThing2002: awwwwwwwww
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: I don't know what i'm doing anymore.
SweetThing2002: i love you too
Mindboggled1: marry me?
SweetThing2002: awwww
SweetThing2002: its ok baby
SweetThing2002: u want to marry me
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: I was lying about tracy!
Mindboggled1: I just wanted to make you feel jealous!
Mindboggled1: seriously!
SweetThing2002: we just grad
SweetThing2002: awwwww
SweetThing2002: really
Mindboggled1: no.
SweetThing2002: awwwwww
Mindboggled1: i was lying again.
SweetThing2002: ?????
Mindboggled1: 'cause it's funny to watch you awwwww at me.
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: yeah?
SweetThing2002: do u really luv me
Mindboggled1: I need more drugs.
Mindboggled1: I love drugs.
SweetThing2002: no jsoh no
SweetThing2002: no
SweetThing2002: u luv me
Mindboggled1: I love drugs!
SweetThing2002: no josh
Mindboggled1: I need a dimebag of hash to go with this.
SweetThing2002: quit sayin that
Mindboggled1: and I'm running low on needles.
Mindboggled1: gotta start reusing needles.
Mindboggled1: damnit!
Mindboggled1: @#%$ hell.
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: oh well.
SweetThing2002: stop
SweetThing2002: quit
Mindboggled1: I'll microwave them.
Mindboggled1: stop what?
SweetThing2002: ur actin weird
Mindboggled1: I'm jonesing.
SweetThing2002: huh
Mindboggled1: I gotta go fix myself up.
SweetThing2002: what does that mean
SweetThing2002: josh
Mindboggled1: coming down.
SweetThing2002: i got my nipples pierced today
Mindboggled1: hey, me too!
SweetThing2002: really!!!!!!!!!
Mindboggled1: no.
SweetThing2002: i did i t jes for u
Mindboggled1: why? you're supposed to hate me, bitch.
SweetThing2002: so u can play with them
SweetThing2002: i dont hate u
SweetThing2002: i luve u
Mindboggled1: you keep telling me you do!
Mindboggled1: stop the lying!
Mindboggled1: oh god, I can't take it anymore!
SweetThing2002: well i an forgive u
Mindboggled1: @#%$ hell!
Mindboggled1: I should just OD.
SweetThing2002: nooooooooo
SweetThing2002: josh wait
Mindboggled1: it'd be fun.
SweetThing2002: i'm coming over right now
SweetThing2002: ok
Mindboggled1: go for it.
Mindboggled1: you know where I live.
Mindboggled1: (I don't.)
SweetThing2002: ok i'll be over in 20 min
Mindboggled1: ok!
SweetThing2002: ok baby
SweetThing2002: i
Mindboggled1: I'll be waiting.
SweetThing2002: i'm coming
SweetThing2002: i love u
SweetThing2002: ...............
Mindboggled1: .........................
SweetThing2002: say it to me josh
SweetThing2002: please
Mindboggled1: I'll go get the strap-on.
SweetThing2002: i'm on my way over now
SweetThing2002: bye babe
SweetThing2002: c u soon
Mindboggled1: bye!
 
lol, GJ finding my forum profile (or aim profile)

i think that it was posted here on TW, no clue who the guy was
 
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