i have to take a hair drug test how do i pass?

yeah you may look a little bit funny but it COMPLETELY neutralises the thc

scientists have even proven it, why do you think they recommend to drink lots of tomato juice if you're going to have a blood test ?
 
random said:
wash your hair with 250ml of ketchup, and drink 8 or so quarts of tomato juice
the tomato hydroxinates the folicles and neutralises the THC in your DNA strands
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The ketchup will not kill the traces of it in the hair. Once it is in your hair the only way to get it out is to cut the hair off.
 
Ok I skipped eveyrthing since page 2


but

dont hair tests test the DNA? So what the fuck would a shampoo do.

I know with a piss test you can dilute your system very easily...which shows up and you have to go back for retest.
 
I smoke weed,
I had to take a hair drug test to get my job at Harrahs Casino.

I got the shampoo and body wash.
Worked like a charm.

I was in like flin.
 
I don't think some of these drug tests look for marijuana. I have been drug tested (urine sample) for work a week after I smoked, I passed because they were only looking for hard drugs.
 
You cant pass this test its foolproof and on top of that it
can test your body for drugs for up to a year or more if they want to. I know because i have been their myself.So
be prepaired for what the results.
 
Carlitos1 said:
You cant pass this test its foolproof and on top of that it
can test your body for drugs for up to a year or more if they want to. I know because i have been their myself.So
be prepaired for what the results.
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As you can see by his spelling, this is a man who knows what he's talking about
 
A51|iNjEcTiOn said:
yer all acting as if its impossible, no1s even suggested teh shampoo they ahve to get rid of that shit (which i know of buy dont wnana buy) i wa thinkin there may b some home remedy type of thing...
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Here's an idea. Accept the fact that you're going to get fucking fired because you neither had the self control nor the brains to NOT smoke weed knowing that your company had the option to test you. I fucking HATE it when people come round here whining about having to take a drug test. You signed a paper saying that you accepted that fact. If you can't accept that fact, then either don't sign the paper, thus not taking the job, or accept the fact that you're going to get fired. And judging by your spelling, grammar, and English, I'd have to say that you should also get used to the fact that you're going to be scrubbing toilets or flipping burgers for the rest of your life, because you're obviously too retarded to do anything else.:rolleyes:
 
You will need the following items:

1 Large salad bowl. <the large silver ones preferably>
1 Bottle Shampoo
1 Bottle Conditioner
1 Bottle Peroxide

Dump Shampoo, Conditioner, and Peroxide all in the bowl. Add water to fill to the top.

Wash your hair, rinse, wash , rinse. Keep repeating until ALL of it is gone

:D
 
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