Tormenting the newbies

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Slash

Veteran X
Came into Hulm A.B. 8, saw Mr. Probe w/ a jetcan. Swoop in and transfer his 50k scordite into my own can, take 2k then blow it up. Merrily wait a few mins to see if his nub ass tries to fire on my pwntastical thrasher w/ 7 T2 artys rocking quake ammo. Nothing happens so I scoot around for a min, warp 20km out of the local station to see him in his own thrasher and headed for me. A quick ship scan shows him fitted with T1 crap and no mods. "Cake" I thought to myself as he closes in. He holds at 10k(In range of quaking doom salvo!!!) but doesn't fire. Waits 5 minutes for timer to reach zero. Que up local chat insults and threats.

I'm such a rotten bastard.
 
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I don't play with anybody that posts on this board. Nor am I in any alliance they might be alligned/at war with.

So don't you fret none sir!
 
Privateers aren't fun to fight. They only engage when they outnumber you and dock when you get a gang going to fight them. It's all very lame and sad.
 
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