give me money and a job plz thx

[LGBR]

just started playing

i hereby demand the following:
1) a bigger ship
2) a place and strategy to make money
3) money

thx

 

[Phalanx]

a good place to start would be to send no less than 12 eve mails to the ingame character "barry cuda"

he has all of the moneys

 

[Vlasic]

I am an eBillionaire and I'm not giving your faggot ass a cent.

Earn your own e-money.

 

[Phalanx]

amarr is gay how could you

 

[Vlasic]

amarr is only not gay if it's amarr that flies minmatar

 

[LGBR]

k so give me a minmatar ship plz thx

this is a 14 day trial so give me a good reason to keep playing

 

[Phalanx]

i'm not even going to be back in game within 2 weeks but uh... after 6 months in corp you get to make out with

she's just as angry as she looks

 

[Lockout]

real men fly amarr

(fuck you haters)

 

[Phalanx]

 

[LGBR]

i cyber'd with my ships computer

 

[Vlasic]

i'm not even going to be back in game within 2 weeks but uh... after 6 months in corp you get to make out with

she's just as angry as she looks

that bitch is a str8 up cunt, yo

 

[NAT Mav]

Well, he does have Laser in his nick...Amarr is the natural choice.

 

[LGBR]

i just want to molest children tbh

 

[Phalanx]

is that what spinfusor salad told you; that there are many space kiddies to be had? i always thought that guy was a pedo.

 

[LGBR]

nop he just said i could make money

with that money i want to buy children

and rape them

 

[Code4]

Yeah but he's on drugs and about to die, so he can lie all he wants too.

 

[LGBR]

codfire

give lagberius isk plz

thx

 

[Code4]

fuck you i need my isk and yours as well.

 

[Phalanx]

scammers aren't supposed to be poor, you need to find yourself a better scam.

 

[Code4]

scammers aren't supposed to be poor, you need to find yourself a better scam.

yeah and I need ccp to leave my scams alone