All you need to know about women and men

[Brasstax]

 

[Osiris]

A+ thread

 

[Brasstax]

Oh ye of little faith.

Look at that dumb stud. Slightly confused and yet mesmerized. Look at that horny monkey bitch - getting herself off on anything she can. And yet - how perfect? He is big, warm, kinda hairy - shit - he even has upgraded transportation. She can just sit and hump while he walks around foraging. All her friends are like "Oooo I have to get me a stud in a 4x4". The only thing here is that his rack is bigger than hers. But, she can grab on to it like handles while she goes on a hump and stroll. I bet it makes the male macaques jealous too.

 

[arsin]

What horny monkey bitch? and lolwut

 

[Elvis Hitler]

I came

 

[Brasstax]

They all do this kind of shit when we aren't looking. Even when we are.

Also - stay on the lookout for monkeys with antlers. Or deer with prehensile tails. Or pillows with boobs. Maybe chicks in burkas are the result of sex with pillows? Humans developing pillow covers. Jesus Christ - so much information to grind. Bring on the singularity when I can outsource my humanity to the cloud and just be confused 24/7. Blissful.

 

[~dickschnitzel~]

stop posting

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

Am I the only one here thinking about the movie Superbad right now?

 

[covenant]

Apparently so.

 

[Exodus]

Interesting.... Tell me moar

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

 

[bonepuppet]

ensconced in velour

 

[Nash]

All women are whores.

 

[Plasmatic]

Am I the only one here thinking about the movie Superbad right now?

Not anymore, ass.

 

[Plasmatic]

 

[MaLicE]

All women are whores.

It's science