VeteranXX Contributor
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LoLo Jones. Olympian. 40, virgin. Im guessing because shes always been into her olympic life she just neve got around to that whole sex thing. But how does a woman that fine, with a body like that not get hit on daily. You know that has got to be a finely tuned piece right there. If she coughs during sex, its probably going to cut your junk off
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VeteranXX
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no ****, no ass, no experience.
Might as well be a dude.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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at some point she became too manly
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VeteranXX Contributor
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I would guess that when she's not in training mode, she probably softens up a little, like a female bodybuilder. They don't look as butch and buff in the off season
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VeteranXV
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Hit, obviously, duh.
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VeteranXV
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Slap some boobs on and we'll talk
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VeteranXX
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HOLY ****, I'M A 37 YEAR OLD VIRGIN THIS IS A MATCH MADE IN INCELDOM
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Veteran++
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she's an x-tian waiting for the one
could be you ed could be you
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VeteranXX
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I LUV JESUS, I JUST HATE HIS ABUSIVE DEADBEAT JEW DAD WHO SHIRKS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS CRAPOLA DESIGN CONCEPTS
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Caytlin Jenner is the only man qualified to handle that kind of crazy athlete marriage.
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VeteranXX
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It has a proper vagina, not one manufactured out of a part of their colon? Then hit with extreme prejudice.
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VeteranXV Contributor
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That jaw though. You sure this is a chick?
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VeteranXV
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
It has a proper vagina, not one manufactured out of a part of their colon? Then hit with extreme prejudice.
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afaik, iirc, they make the faugina out of the old penis. They basically turn it inside out and cram it up the taint.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Pass
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VeteranXV
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i had a coworker who was on the USA olympics team and the amount of work and **** she had to do to compete basically made her hounding for dick the entire time she was at work. It was like if she was interested in a dude at work it was purely sex and that was it..
Which i guess is nice except she was on the weightlifting team so most dudes ran scared
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VeteranXX
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She can sell that cherry for a cool million now.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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i think we should all pitch in for Ed
but only if she murders him in some black widow style
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