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klahugula
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mstrike
No, I bet it tastes like moose cum.
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How much moose cum have you had?
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VeteranX
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Kah-Who-Gah-Lah
coool
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VeteranX
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Mother****er I'm ill.
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VeteranX
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ooooh
klalugala
now i'm on board
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VeteranX
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see i realize now there's an L but my brain was smart enough to skip it and make a cool sounding word instead.
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VeteranXV
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Xcursion
How much moose cum have you had?
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None yet, hopefully I'll get to try some when I venture up to Canadia.
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VeteranXV
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I want to scrape the ******* resin off kahual's ass, put batter onto it then fry it into a nicely presented delicacy. top it off with three table spoons of cum.
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mstrike
None yet, hopefully I'll get to try some when I venture up to Canadia.
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Maybe you can ask your idol, Tom Green, to see if his parents have any left from his younger years.
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Veteran4
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Originally Posted by Jislan
I would drive to montreal and crash my car into her just so I could **** her wounds
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I would like to keep her cool in a fridge and then crack her open like a nice beer at my convenience
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VeteranXX
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I've always fantasized about ****ing her raw using Tabasco sauce as lubricant.
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VeteranX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jislan
there is too pre-**** it's like a mixture of gas and colorless liquid that squirts out of unseen pores in the *******. The liquid lubricates the ******* while the gas pushes the **** out like a great steam engine.
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VeteranXX
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You guys are strange, but yeah she's pretty ****in hot for a TW girl..or any girl for that matter..
In a parallel world where I lived in Montreal I would take my time with her
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VeteranXV
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i like her green eyes
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VeteranXV
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id use kahula's ******* as a cheeto dipping factory. she'd have to take a nasty paki **** first though.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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i want to fly to planet unicorn in her giant spaceship sized nose after she's had sex on top of a homeless guy in a public bathroom covered in poop.
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Veteran++
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You guys never cease to amaze me.
I'm kind of turned on.
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