Apple Airtags

Mitchdubai

Poop
Veteran XV
These things are a nightmare. By the end of this year your wife will have hidden one in your car / briefcase / laptop / golf clubs / rusty old shit etc. and will always know where you are. By the time we get to version 4 they will be so tiny she will hide one in your pubes.

Game over fellas. Just stay in the basement. Oh, wait...
 
Too bad they can't track altitude for when you get thrown off a roof. You should probably get ahead of that and kill yourself midxe.
 
I've duct taped one to the back of the heads of the old people in my family. They don't understand why they are getting tracking warnings from Apple.


Too bad they can't track altitude for when you get thrown off a roof. You should probably get ahead of that and kill yourself midxe.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Plasmatic again.
 
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