well i swom with pink dolphins in the amason-basin in bolivia..
i've touched and 'stroked' a wild alligator and a cayman
i once smoked ground up paracetamol (dunno if they have the same name in america-land but they are against headaches) and that **** gave me the nastyest nausia EVER.
i once accidentally snorted a line of crack (of which i thought it was cocaine) which hurt as ****.
i once threw my sigaret away (when i was still smoking) and it ended up standing straight up on the ground
i once pissed in a beerglass and a friend threw it off the balcony over everyone on the dancefloor in "da club" .. (long story)
i've seen that same friend put small stones in hix boxers, letting them partly into his ass (at least i believe he did since he is a crazy ****) and then see him sneak around through "da club" sneaky throwing them into girls their drinks (this guy is crazy believe me
) eventually he ended up walking around with some of those stones in his mouth.
i've seen a peruvian farmer trying to shove over 20 sheep in a small taxi which was hilarious
i've ended up in a whorehouse in peru (lima) while not knowing it was a whorehouse, ended up with a bunch of beautifull girls around me all amazed by the fact that they were all so 'into me' .. when i tried to kiss one she told me to pay, and instead of leaving i kept talking with her and tried to convince her to stop being a prostitute, which the pimps inside there didn't like and decided to chase us out with knifes :\
last new years eve i went to a party somewhere outside of amsterdam at this strange community place, where i walked out with a mate to take a piss outside in our lovely dutch grasslands, we looked to the right and there was this old hippy dude ****ing this young girl, we laughed at them, they looked at us and kept on ****ing which was funny and a bit strange lol
can't think of anything more atm but there should be more haha..