Hive Tyrant is a hero and goodly man we should all look up to.
What follows is his heroic attempts to stop a rapist sex offender.
What follows is his heroic attempts to stop a rapist sex offender.
This year my wife decided to start a garden. She catches movement out of the corner of her eye and looks up to see a black man walking down the center of the yards. She stares at him and sees that he has a crazy look on his face, wide eyes, huge grin. Then she looks down and notices he has no pants on and is jiggling his shit. She takes off running toward the house and he starts running after her. As soon as she starts yelling for me, he turns around and runs into the bushes.
She came in the house and told me there was a strange black man in the yard with no pants on (she didn't get to the part where he chased after her before I had my keys and phone and was out the door). I called the police and circled around till I spotted him. As I drove by him he looked up at me. It looked as if his nose had been ripped off his face. No blood, it was an old wound, but it made him look like a zombie. Sure enough, he had a blue t-shirt on, a pair of socks, and nothing else. He looked disoriented though he didn't weave or stumble as he walked.
I followed him around the neighborhood, watching as he went from house to house, wandering up to the windows and looking in, drinking out of their hoses as he found them, but otherwise not doing anything dangerous. He passed by some kids on bikes (who were scared half to death when they realized he was naked from the waist down) but didn't give them a second glance.
I followed him for about half an hour, updating the cops as he changed locations, but they never showed up. Eventually he hit and dead end street and wandered off into the woods on the other side that lead down to the river. I updated the cops one last time and then warned the people I saw out in their yards. Feeling like I had done my bit I went back home.
Flash forward an hour later.
My wife and I hear sirens in the distance. Being curious I just wanted to see if it was him so I jumped in the car and followed the sound. I finally found the scene and cruised by slowly. There was a group of people gathered around a police car so I got out, picked someone and got the story.
The man had evidently wandered back into the neighborhood and found a woman in her back yard hanging clothes. He assualted her, trying to rape her, and she had gotten away and ran to the street. Luckily the cops, probably just now responding, had been cruising by and she waved them down. The guy ignored them and kept going after the chick. The cops wrestled him to the ground and cuffed him. Before they could get both cuffs on him, he escaped them and ran off into the woods. The woman was a nervous wreck. I came home and typed this.
Update: As I was typing this out, I got a call from a friend saying they had just found him nearby, sleeping in someone's front yard, and arrested him. Thankfully no one was hurt.
Cliffs:
I have no dick or balls and should not consider myself a man or human.
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